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General Discussion / Re: Terrible Jokes
« on: November 22, 2016, 04:25:36 am »
Under a certain interpretation of "roots", that could be quite terrifying.
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I mean, I think male skintight jeans also have fake pockets, right?Not in Russia, apparently, since the dresses I saw had a lot of pockets in them, too. Like, 4-to-8 pockets.There's no excuse to lack for pockets.
it's a conspiracy by the fashion industry to sell overpriced purses and shit
at least, that's my theory as to why women's clothing never has any fucking pockets
Or maybe it's because their wearer also liked pockets. That could definitely be a possibility.
I have on multiple occasions heard women complaining that female jeans only have fake pockets. Like, wat? How could you ever not have pockets in your jeans? Everyone who buys a pair of jeans is entitled to at least 4 pockets, goddamit.
...and I also believe in that consipracy ein believes in.
What beer is that? I know beer that's made with chocolate, but coffee beer also sounds good.There's no excuse to lack for pockets.
it's a conspiracy by the fashion industry to sell overpriced purses and shit
at least, that's my theory as to why women's clothing never has any fucking pockets
in other news, i'd like to praise the genius who came up with beer that's made with coffee
Yeah, that's dumb. Most animals are ridiculously fragile, but horses are fragile even by those standards. I'm not riding a horse into a desert in lieu of a camel unless I see a hundred locals doing the same thing.I would think that seeing a hundred locals ride out of a desert on horses would do more to convince me than seeing a hundred locals ride in.
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There's a cafe chain here that offers bottomless coffee for R20 (~$1.50). I've never tested the limits, but my sisters occasionally go there to sit and work and drink coffee. It's legitimately bottomless; they serve you the first cup, and then the waiter points out a bank of frequently-refreshed flasks containing more coffee. I have no idea how long you'd have to be there to get kicked out.Hey, that's a really good deal.
A normal rate is around two roubles/minute, at least in Moscow, which puts it at about $2/hour. I've seen both cheaper and more expensive ones. It's usually worth your while, anyway, since a lot of them have professional-level coffee machines, which means you can avail yourself of like $50 worth of coffee in Starbucks rates for like $6.Whoops, missed this. That sounds really cool. What's the average hourly rate for a club like this?Kinda. You pay for your time. There's free coffee, wifi, cookies and boardgames. Nobody gets in your grill or steps on your shit. They're kinda like clubs in the olden days, maybe? They sort of fit the Holmesian description of a club.And also time cafes with cats living in them sometimes.DOOOOOOCTOR WHOOOOOOO
Cause I wasn't being abrasive to you (or on the forums in general). I'm just, ugh. There's too many people in this house.I've been abrasive this past week, I guess.If you were, then I haven't noticed that.
Kinda. You pay for your time. There's free coffee, wifi, cookies and boardgames. Nobody gets in your grill or steps on your shit. They're kinda like clubs in the olden days, maybe? They sort of fit the Holmesian description of a club.And also time cafes with cats living in them sometimes.DOOOOOOCTOR WHOOOOOOO
I wish there was a dog petting zoo or a dog cafe in Germany, so that I can play with puppers.You have dog cafes? We just have cat cafes here in Russia. And also time cafes with cats living in them sometimes.
Dog cafes are one of the better ideas that Thailand has.