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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Evil Overlord - A suggestion Game
« on: October 04, 2013, 08:22:12 pm »
See, one of the main reasons why I am studying prothetics is to prevent stuff like that: mechanical hands never get cramps.

Anyway, it's good to see you willing to contuinue, Shadenight. This has been a glorous game so far, in fact, had it ended now my only regret would have been never seeing Chemista's reaction to Psysquid presenting her with a latex corset.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Evil Overlord - A suggestion Game
« on: September 27, 2013, 12:09:24 pm »
Confirm troop selection and add rhinoman to Psysquid's barge.


Make a magical staff that is actually a glue bomb. Lure splintercog with it.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Evil Overlord - A suggestion Game
« on: September 27, 2013, 05:55:20 am »
Mission 1 is such a trap that you can stick it in a dress and all the guys will hit on it, but it looks like it could really bite us in the ass later if we do not do it.

But the problem is, can we? What is a special ability? Is succubi's seducton a special ability? Is Gamington spearing people a special ability? Is our cog-armour a special ability?

Does the nullifier also block out the abilities the forces of good may have? Does it block out the police's buddy system? If it does, there is a chance. But if it doesn't, there is no possible way we can survive fighting an army of SWAT with machineguns we doubtlessly encounter there.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Evil Overlord - A suggestion Game
« on: September 26, 2013, 12:30:48 pm »
Quote from: Imp on September 26, 2013, 10:08:51 am
Words of support and encouragement.

Quote from: Cattani on September 26, 2013, 10:26:46 am
Some more words of support and encouragment.

Quote from: 10ebbor10 on September 26, 2013, 10:40:52 am
Words of advice.

I actually meant this whole cluster-f-bomb dropping and exasperation at my incompetence to be a joke, but thank you anyway for the support. You are awesome!

Oh, and Shadenight, I hope you feel better soon!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Evil Overlord - A suggestion Game
« on: September 26, 2013, 09:31:57 am »
When I say "cogify" I mean "cogify after we acquire enough bonuses for it to be extremely unlikely to fail", of course. So no cogification right now. I just feel sorry for the poor girl, she is the only one in our lair who is not happy...

Quote from: 3man75 on September 26, 2013, 09:14:29 am
4 f-bombs.

Boy, I fail absolutely epically at summoning stuff, don't I? I tried summoning a dorf, I ended up getting a whatever the hell IT was, I try summoning a barbarian, I get a thing barbarians put on the noses of their ships. What's next? I think I should just stop giving summonng suggestions.

Quote from: Naryar on September 26, 2013, 09:29:16 am
attempt to build hammer-cogs ! If we succeed we have another specialized unit and if we fail... we don't lose much.

Quote from: Knit tie on September 26, 2013, 09:06:49 am
Quote from: shadenight123 on September 26, 2013, 08:25:34 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

No! No! I meant regular blood! From a steak or something! Not wench blood! Fuck! What the fuck! What the fuck is this figurehead shit anyway?! How the hell is it supposed to fight!? Fuck!
lolololololol @ your reaction
And I thought I'd never get to see leetspeak being used on this forum.

Anyway, let's build some hammercogs for hammertime!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Evil Overlord - A suggestion Game
« on: September 26, 2013, 09:06:49 am »
Quote from: shadenight123 on September 26, 2013, 08:25:34 am
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No! No! I meant regular blood! From a steak or something! Not wench blood! Fuck! What the fuck! What the fuck is this figurehead shit anyway?! How the hell is it supposed to fight!? Fuck!

As for the wench, cogify her. Jamming metal into one's body does not tamper with his genetic structure.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Evil Overlord - A suggestion Game
« on: September 26, 2013, 07:15:09 am »
I think we really need to focus on our technological base in the upcoming missions. And send Gamington onto the destruction one with a full menagerie. We need to explain to him that we know he does not like the wanton carnage the beasts produce, but by the time he arrives at the mission, Cheerie's minions will have already killed all the innocents there.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Evil Overlord - A suggestion Game
« on: September 26, 2013, 03:35:56 am »
Quote from: Imp on September 26, 2013, 03:05:49 am

I cannot stand the suspense anymore, I must must ask since no one else has.... just HOW was the base upgraded?  Our ship/lair of last retreat?  Our new training/revealing course?  Something else?  All of the above?  Are these upgrades fully completed now?

Make high-pressure, pneumatic hammers from various precious and non-precious metals for the various units to use. (save for next downkeep if this is a downkeep only or in place of missions activity).


We have upgraded the ship into an emergency backup base. If our lair is finally overrun, we can reveal that the thing waiting for the HEROES in our throne room is not us but a virus bomb, about to detonate as we laugh evily while escaping into the sunset.

Also give normal assault rifles to normal cogs. We should be able to produce some.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Evil Overlord - A suggestion Game
« on: September 26, 2013, 02:35:28 am »
Build wufflecogs, sacrifice blood, battleaxe, loincloth, horned helmet and a longboat model and then take a look at the plans of our lair - what is beneath it?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Evil Overlord - A suggestion Game
« on: September 25, 2013, 08:17:37 pm »
We will not cogify anyone without better equipment, that is for certain. Cogification of ourselves is a long term plan anyway.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Evil Overlord - A suggestion Game
« on: September 25, 2013, 05:04:41 pm »
I too imagine Chemista as being green and wearing her hair in a bun. Also, she has those one-lower-half glasses Dumbledore wears in the film.

Quote from: Imp on September 25, 2013, 04:37:36 pm
What are we trying to become?  The OverOverlord?  I don't get it, and am not tempted.  Lets cogify others instead.  We are us and fine as we are.

Cogs are our specialty. With a body of one, we can lead them to even greater heights! Imagine, hearing the intricate song of data in your head! Having a body that never tires or ages! Knowing that you are far, far greater than any human and that under those magnificent robes of yours lies not the quivering pile of soft, primitive flesh, but a glorious union of nerve and wire, of muscle and piston, of bone and chassis, of skin and glistening brass! A good king walks among his subjects as an equal, but a wise one does so as an ideal they should hope to achieve.

And seriously, Gamington is a badass. Hell, cyborgs in general are badass. I myself, in real life, plan on becoming one later on. And there is no such thing as an overkill.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Evil Overlord - A suggestion Game
« on: September 25, 2013, 04:21:13 pm »
Quote from: Naryar on September 25, 2013, 04:19:02 pm
Quote from: Knit tie on September 25, 2013, 04:13:11 pm
We should totally suggest to Psysquid that he should get Chemista a bondage-y latex corset. No, seriously.

Hmmm... Sure, why not. Knowing Chemista she'll probably roll her eyes and throw it at Psysquid, but it may end funnily.

We should also film the scene via camera-thing and the security control system.
+1

You know, I keep wondering: Cerulean is cerulean, but what colour is Chemista?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Evil Overlord - A suggestion Game
« on: September 25, 2013, 04:13:11 pm »
We should totally suggest to Psysquid that he should get Chemista a bondage-y latex corset. No, seriously.

Or better yet, get said corset ourselves, put it in a gift box along wth the magazine Psysquid gave us and give it all to him as a present for Chemista

As for Cheerie, I just believe that she is very, very focused on being ours and not the HEROES' problem, so I say we should eliminate her before she becomes a serious threat.


And for some serious consideration: how about cogifying ourselves when we get advanced equipment? Risky, I know, but think about the potential!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Evil Overlord - A suggestion Game
« on: September 25, 2013, 12:56:18 pm »
I vote for calling a meeting with all our Dark Advisors and asking them how we could possibly find this Cheerie's lair to give them back their virus bomb.

I myself would go on a mission Cheerie is likely to go on and then find the Dark Advisor she put in charge of it and invite him back to our base for a fun game of enhanced interrogation.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Evil Overlord - A suggestion Game
« on: September 25, 2013, 11:53:16 am »
Rescue the mutants, if possible.

Make an announcement on the news that we will meet with Cheerie if she tells us the place of the rendezvous

She does not have the tracking system due to choosing to abduct the plastic surgeon and explode the nuclear power plant instead. Unless she can send her minions onto three missions at once. In which case she has already found out the location of our base.

In any case, build 4 guardogs and then sacrifice blood, battleaxe, horned helmet, loincloth and a model of a longboat.

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