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Butler nods and starts looking around after a moment he pauses.
"So, how do you plan on getting them alone? Knock them out and kidnap him, seduce him, I start a fight with him in an ally then you get him from behind?"

This raises a rather unfortunate point; we forgot to include a dueling ring in the Sword remodel.

Just use the cargo bay.

Better yet, set up cock fights with non-criminal personnel as the cocks!

Tessa takes on a mocking frown, "Woe is me! I did not realize my butler was a lolicon. Was my charms just not enough to captivate him?" Tessa acts like she is about to cry.

Butler doesn't respond. He just frowns disgustedly.

"So, he's not the usual, 'scary dictator that wants to conquer the world' immortality seeker that you know. More laid back, nice guy, uh, adopted a whole tavern's worth of various undead or Dhamphirs. But you know, in this day and age that's more likely to succede you know. In fact, the only people who want to kill him outright is a rival of his and some paladins. Oh, and he's in the middle of Australia so he's got that as a defence as well."

Butler stares at the spot where Tessa was with a neutral but slightly happy expression. He slams his hand on the table.
"Damn it mistress Tessa."
He stands up with a sigh.

"Most likely your mind putting the images there for you so they wouldn't break your head. That's part of the reason that things normally don't cause humans to go insane by sight alone. Much to stubborn."

Tactics. If we don't move they can't hit us.

"Sounds like a dreadfully sad story..."