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"To be blunt, it's kind of a shithole."
Azul says, looking around.

Azul shrugs.
"Don't see why they'd be coming either."

"I don't remember us having a high command."
Azul raises an eyebrow.

"Charming."
Agilulf proceeds to respond with a burp that's both longer and louder. He's still for a few moments before starting to laugh himself.

"I don't know about you guys, but my parents at least wouldn't let me leave the army unless I was missing some important bits. And gods forbid if I waited until they were dead to leave. They'd roll over in their graves so quickly they'd disinter themselves."

"Must of been nice bein' a noble... I mostly just worked on my parents farm when I was young."
He leaves out that he loved the work he did. They didn't need to know that.

A vaguely familiar tune plays over Brutus' tablet as he apparently receives a message. He's silent for a few moments, his eyes darting across the screen quickly as he reads. Finally he stands, drawing your attention if the tune didn't get it already. He clears his throat and then begins speaking.
"Alright, this first mission is going to be fairly simple of people of your... caliber. You just going to go to a raider camp a couple miles out, kill or subdue any raiders. _{Who am I kidding, you're just gonna kill them anyways.} and secure any resources they have including prisoners. These raiders, accourding to reports, will probably be pretty much naked in terms of armor, and their weaponry is similarly poor, but this way we won't have to eventually allocate resources to defense when they get the balls to attack. Any questions?"