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Kyle gets up and stretches.
Today my breakfast will taste great! Man I feel good![/i]
Kyle walks over and opens the door. He forgot to put his shirt back on.

So where on the map is the remains of the Sert building?

Lucifer laughs.
"That's a crock of bull. At best she would be your underling. There's also paperwork, deals to make, oh, and what would your sister think!? Hm... nah, joining up with a start up god would be better. They love giving power to followers, and you could even become a champion. Those fuckers never die! ... Wait, I'm advertising the wrong side again..."

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Kyle shakes his head.

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"The attack on Northsdale. Remember?"

GO SAVE THE BAD CLIMBER! FOR THE MOTHERLAND!

Kyle equips his hammer and runs off after the demoness.

"Let the dead rest... Franziska's soul thirsts for vengeance, and I must be her messenger."

Lucifer sighs before putting on some glasses and pulling out a huge purple book titled 'Da Rules'.
"Alright, I'm bound by the laws of my realm to tell you some things about these types of agreements...
Lucifer explains that all deals made with demonic entities are by agreement with gods old and new allowed to be tampered with by deities of justice to cause the dealmaker pain of some kind that is equal to the net pain made by the agreement. The demon is also not responcible for any family, friends, or lovers who hate you after finding out about the deal. And killing contracts can not be carried through when the soul is able to be claimed by a god.
"So, at the moment I can't do shit because some bitch is catching the souls. Oh, and I should ask if you're sure she wants revenge. I mean, have you, ya know, asked her?"

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"Oh yes, a friend of mine's asked me to take you to the grey market. Something about a promised reward."

It's Dr. Pepper.

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"Within reason. I'll tell you what I can do when you state the request."

"I only have one girl. And that is my sweet Elysia right here." Osmodius pets Elysia's head again.

"What about her sister? No fondness for her? Cold. Even with the lack of human morality."

Elysia says nothing, only keeping her bag of totems close at hand.

"You look nervous... So besides having the lord of hell walk into the cave you thought was empty how are you? Hm..."
Lucifer pauses and taps his chin in thought.
"Hey, I'm a genorus guy, how about I grant you one request. Surely there's something I can do for you."

Winry quietly taps her paw against the table out of boredom.

Winry gets her sub along with a 32 ounce cup for soda and some Sunchips. Hildegard and Ivan sit at the other end of the table after giving each other a peck on the cheek.