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Yep that works fine.-snip-How about this? Would this work for you? It's not so horribly stretched now.
-snip-And for you, KJ?
"Something something, I'm a bad person."
Laura finally snapped out of it enough to make an expression."Th-they took Tomik!?"
It was an expression of true depression and horrific despair.
"'No, that would be worse. It would seem that Tomik somehow activated the teleporty thing that the mage had."
"'Atta girl, that's the attitude I like to hear.""Welp, I'm gonna come as well. I may argue with him but he's a better man than me and I'd feel guilty if he got hurt when I could do somethin' about it. Though, maybe not on the wyvern..."
"Hey, hey, he'll be fine. They probably don't know who he is and plus he's got that helmet that makes him look like one of the mooks. We just need to find whatever force this guy is from and he'll most likely be there."
"Why don't we just shove a big rock into it and then collapse the cave? It's not like the zombies have pick axes and it would probably take forever to dig it back out."
"Hey, calm yourself, he's pretty much invincible. If the Ixionites were bold enough to attack like this, and were certain they'd recoup the loses from the attack, then surely they have another force about."
"Ugh, someone closer tell Harold what I said.""Anyways, the last guy who was making death threats against us was actually impressive so could you like, improve your act a little? ... Actually, never mind, we're just gonna go and, as you should know since you're so fucking smart, kill everyone who knows that stuff."
"You remember where the waygate is right!? The nerd here is saying that they're gonna revive people we kill with it so we need to go smash it into little bity pieces!"
"Thanks for the tip. Harold! You remember where the waygate is right!?"
"... you really are stupid. You think we haven't dealt with that before?"
"You really 'ave no idea who we are ya gangly freak? Let me spell it out for you, even if you brought an army all of you are dead."
"Hey, I can understand getting caught up in that kind of thing. To bad we can't bring back the dude that kidnapped you so you can kill him with that."
