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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: FEF: Final Hour IC thread. Chapter 8: Desperate Measures
« on: February 01, 2017, 09:57:34 am »
"Thanks Lily. Now then, hows about a second go about?"Kyle goes to I7 and strikes at the arrow.
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"Thanks Lily. Now then, hows about a second go about?"
"You know, it's just my opinion but I really don't think you have much room to be trying shit like that if you can't hit someone my size."
"I'll cover you Harlan. Try not to die!"
"Oh, that's a really nice flail. Tell ya what, you give it too me and then fuck off, and me and my buddies don't kill you."
"You think we could make that a slogan or something for our group? "You need to drop a building to beat us" definitely sounds impressive."
"Fair. We're still gonna kick their asses though right?"
"They really don't know who they're messing with do they? I mean, I could excuse it if it were a proper army, but you would think that after we killed the corpse giant, several squads of soldiers, and the terrorist AND managed to mess with a siege without any really damage to our ship that they would STOP SENDING SMALL GROUPS TO PLACES WE ARE!"
"HEY YOU! I REALLY HOPE YOU DIDN'T LIKE YOUR MOUNT BECAUSE I'M GOING TO EAT IT AFTER I KILL YOU! ... I should really stop doing that. He's probably gonna get pissed at me now."
"Yes, we've had stunningly bad luck involving ixionites and killing them for the most part. Well, bad luck in terms of avoidance."
"... Alright, I guess we'll just find some back room and go fuck ourselves then."
"Cool, I've always wanted to do this."
"I'll uh... I'll take that as more a compliment than you just saying that I'll do."
"The fuck mate? If this is a port city they're probably going to back up invasions with an attack from the sea. And as some of you may know, I want to kill the fucking cunt that drove my mother to ruin and as it just so happens he's a ship captain. So, there's a chance I can kill two birds with one stone while here."