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That... is really good.

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You pop up behind and take the robots by surprise. The man is just as surprised as the robots. With good reason. Some random owl turned into a boy and started killing robots. Not something you see everyday. Well, you do. But you're a boy who can turn into an owl and start killing robots. Well, the robots are actually pretty okay if pretty dented and somewhat sliced. You are hitting metal with a sword. It's not like katanas are really made for fighting stuff like that. Maybe you should invest in a gun...

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Kyle, no, Cortex smirks. "Oh, I do. And I'll be sure to pay you back with interest..." His eyes are full of fire as he snaps his fingers. At first nothing happens. But slowly the robots turn to him and their eyes turn white. You're pushed away as metallic whirring and clanging starts up behind the outer line of robots. After a second a large metal arm extends from the middle of the circle where Cortex was. It soon becomes apparent what is happening. Cortex made a transforming mech. Holy fucking shit. It's like, three stories tall. You didn't sign up for this. But... if you were to land some good hits on the joints... you might just beat it. Okay. Just need to... get past... those huge metal arms. Today is not your day.

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You send butt bot to rob a hardware store in that case. It's a good idea. You need more screws as well. Maybe a sawzall. Oh! And you're sure they got that new shipment of hammers. Hammers are nice. And your last one was broken by the last robot attempt. Stupid hammer bot. Oh well. This battle robot will be much better than that old thing. Maybe you can get a minion soon. Minions would be nice. Then you'd have someone to talk to. And love you unconditionally. And hug you. You should talk to your mother. Maybe she would loan you some of her old software for the targeting. Your mother always was supportive of your career choice. Your dad wasn't. But then what do you expect being raised in a family of heroes and villains.

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She bites her lip and looks out the window at the passing street. She finally speaks after a few urban housing complexes. "Can you turn on the radio? It's been a long time since I heard... music." She looks nervous. Like she expects you to hit her for it. Which is odd. Most people would allow music for slaves for a lesser chance at revolt. Not that it's a common thing to have slaves at all. Anyways, the only reason you can think of off the top of your head for that is that it would cause strain on her collar. But that wouldn't happen unless she has powers to do with music or something...

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Hm... These prices are a bit out of range at the moment... At least for a bunch of guns. A few guns would be fine. Maybe a nice shotgun, a rifle, and two pistols? Yeah, that would outfit three minions... You should get minions. And you know, A good destructive romp through a intersection would be a good catalyst to making headway on that. People are always looking for a winner. And let's be honest, the first act of evil always works. It's like, a law or something. A law that helps you for once. So you'd rather not break it. Anyways, you should make a choice on those guns. There's still mister shady as well...

Now that I look at the map again maybe someplace in the Stormlands? Or possibly near kings landing...

Maybe.  I'm not really sure something like that entirely fits.

Maybe something like "No Storm Shall Break Us" or "Blood Upon Snow" or "Honor and Ice."

Assuming we choose to stay in the North, anyway.

Yeah, that's the thing about doing a great house like this. We need a suitably badass motto.

Kyle picks up the potato.

Kyle looks at the audience's camera.

((Obviously it wouldn't reveal EVERYTHING just a basic overview.))

((To leave.))