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Another late night. Man, being able to shift into a nocturnal animal ain't all it's cracked up to be. Most because it makes getting up really hard. Good thing you graduated right? And with the whole, hero thing you don't even need to pay for much. Just get cozy and beat up criminals... Okay, having some cash wouldn't hurt. Since you live in a shitty apartment at the moment. And you've been eating at McDonald's for the past week. Welp, you'll probably be able to fix that today. It's hunting time after all. Um... don't actually eat anyone. That would be a bad idea. I mean... eh, you probably get it.

Unlike those loser heroes you have plenty of cash due to... reasons. Definitely not from robbing that place a while back. Nope. Not you. Definitely better than that loser Cortex as well. He would never be able to equal you. And the fact you took one of his robots to use as a butler mean that you... oh dear, that's a troubling sight. You need a cash fix. Better go out and do some villainy. But hey, when has it ever been easy for you?

Another day, another bit of early training. Unlike most other people you're up bright and early to train. And Aidan was blasting his fucking bagpipe music at five AM again. You really need a better room mate. But he does clean and pay the rent so it's not that bad. The fact you live in a pent house because of him really helps with tolerating him. Stupid mid teir heroes and their discounts... Anyways. You should probably go out and do some of that as well. Finally be able to move out and live by yourself. Stupid Irish prick robbing you of your beauty sleep...

Sometimes you wonder why you live out in the boonies. Then you remember that this is the place where your house is. And it's pretty cool. You live in a crashed but mostly functional space ship. Sure it won't be taking you anywhere but hey, you're the only one who can ask a woman if she wants to see your space ship and back it up. Oh ya, now that you think about it you're getting kind of bored. Better go cause some trouble in the city. And pick up some food. You're getting hungry and you forgot to stock up on food.

Aiden:  Can set himself on fire. Spontaneously. Despite the obvious villainous possibilities tends toward fighting crimes. Is kind of a jerk but also the king of warm hugs as many a thug knows. The setting himself on fire thing helps with the whole weaponized hugs thing. Was in the military and carries the appropriate fire arms on his person. Which is useful for not getting attacked by every two bit criminal in his neck of the woods. After all, getting shot is just as bad as being set on fire.