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"No, but Aurora here is a little down in the dumps. Thus, icecream."
Kyle shrugs.

"... She probably has poor social skills or something..."
Kyle looks around.
"Hey, do you like Ice cream?"

Kyle isn't one for fancy moves. He just punts Calamity in the crotch.

The group would find Maribelle standing at a door that presumably leads down to the basement. She fiercely holds a broom at the ready as she guards the door from rodent intruders. Heading down, they would find that the basement is rather dark. Kind of obvious since the main room didn't seem to have any electrical inputs or lights. Reaching the bottom would reveal that the basement is in a bit of a state of disrepair and could do with a good dusting. It might even be pleasant if someone were to put a throw rug down in the middle of the room. Of course, a good first step would be getting rid of the pack of slavering rats(?) running at them. The group may notice that the narrator put a question mark in parentheses after rats. That would be because they're more anthropomorphic than the typical group of vicious giant rats, what with them being about three feet tall and hunched over, grasping makeshift weapons and wearing rather fetching burlap sacks, some of the more feminine ones even seem to have flowers printed on theirs. Or maybe they're men, it's hard to tell in the dark. Isn't it amazing how you can wonder on all these things while the Rats are frozen in space? Too bad you have to respond as well at some point.

Kyle approaches Eria and Aurora holding a spritzer bottle.
"Um... Ma'am, I'd request you reserve the fireballs for outside the school building. You seem to be making people nervous."

"I don't really care how you do it so long as you don't cause property damage."
He pauses and thinks for a moment.
"Er, too much property damage."

Jaune holds it up. It isn't broken.
"Well, I can use it safely now, so pretty good I'd say."