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"That's what I was talking about friendo. Because the only things to use them on are much bigger and have more guns than us.""I meant large guns. Some sort of mounted weapon."Kyle points to Mavare.Mavare twitches again."Oooohkaaaay. . .
Hey, we're not tossing anyone at the Navy. Or into space. Got it?"
"It would be...irresponsible...to do nothing in this situation. And the appropriate authorities are sitting right there. Don't you care about Justice?"
"Where. Are the guns."
"Not going to be shooting anything just yet. Or do you enjoy being exposed to the vacuum of space?"
"Why does anyone want it? I want to be so filthy rich I can never work a day in my life and easily live to the point where I die in bed surrounded by women."Kyle points to the one who spoke and nods."The rumored One Piece is not a main goal of my quest. But such a journey would bring me to many places, to meet many people and young girls... Goes on, why would you want the One Piece ?"
"That's the one. Well, I'm thinking, since we probably don't want to trust some goons with pecs bigger than their brains, why don't we start going after it ourselves? We've got know how and vigor. It'll be easy for us to get it."
Kyle points to Mavare.Mavare twitches again."Oooohkaaaay. . .
Hey, we're not tossing anyone at the Navy. Or into space. Got it?"
"It would be...irresponsible...to do nothing in this situation. And the appropriate authorities are sitting right there. Don't you care about Justice?"
"Where. Are the guns."
that, uh
that actually wasn't sarcasm
"well for starters he was a supporter of eugenics"*Proud American Confusion and anger*
*cricket noises*
