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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: [8/8] The Never-Ending Dungeon: Chapter 2
« on: March 18, 2014, 05:05:44 pm »
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((They are intimidated by my strength. Well, my soon to be strength as my powers were drained.))(Was talking to the potatoes. Whose conquest of the earth has for some reason not had any effect on Japan.)((Don't make me go on a drinking binge. I'll show you some TRUELY advanced science.))Launch volleys of space-potatoes at nearby star systems."This is a message from the Raptor government and the Creator. We left the Earth to your kind as a reserve, but clearly this was not enough for you. However, we will continue to leave you in peace, so long as you do not interfere with us. The Solar System and Alpha Centauri are ours. We hope that we can coexist peacefully, but be forewarned. Our science is several orders of magnitude ahead of yours. Don't bother us and we won't bother you."
Continue to develop potato-tech, assist mutations with targeted mutations;
Such as limbs for clawing & slashing, tails for choking, paws for grasping bananas...
((Don't make me go on a drinking binge. I'll show you some TRUELY advanced science.))Launch volleys of space-potatoes at nearby star systems."This is a message from the Raptor government and the Creator. We left the Earth to your kind as a reserve, but clearly this was not enough for you. However, we will continue to leave you in peace, so long as you do not interfere with us. The Solar System and Alpha Centauri are ours. We hope that we can coexist peacefully, but be forewarned. Our science is several orders of magnitude ahead of yours. Don't bother us and we won't bother you."
Continue to develop potato-tech, assist mutations with targeted mutations;
Such as limbs for clawing & slashing, tails for choking, paws for grasping bananas...