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"Because it's to early in the morning to deal with this crap."

"Bit hard to forget."

Kyle smirks as he thinks about getting Bethany Madoka Magica cosplay as a gift.

HK-47 points out he's cleaned the house already. Twice.

Kyle smiles.
"Dig in. But that fucking shake is for Sen."

WIP UNLESS I'VE GOTTEN EVERYONE

Dwarf and Hydra and the... wait what?

Spit out sponge and if I'm sucesfull, throw or kick sponge down hole. Shoot hydra with machine gun.
(( racial ability could be a machine gun that transforms into a ring of keys and back randomly, alongside being immune to alcohol poisoning and being short.))

(3+1) You can't quite get the sponge up but you don't pass out! Small victories my short angry friend. (Two turns left to not die)

Quote from: kj1225 on January 07, 2014, 12:04:40 pm

Kyle turns to the highborn and... promptly gets distracted due to the fact she isn't wearing pants.
"Jebus... just like one of my echi pics..."
Kyle stares a little more at Mary before readying a pouch of magic dust (read, crack/LSD that can be absorbed through the skin.) and flies over to the guy that's yelling to see what he wants.

NOT COOL BRO! I'MA KILL YOU SO HARD! I use my hydra elemental breath powers.

Quote from: darkpaladin109 on January 07, 2014, 11:40:01 am

Mainfest machinge gun that randomly transforms into ring of keys as dwarven racial ability. Spit out sponge and if I'm sucesfull, throw or kick sponge down hole. Shoot hydra with machine gun.

THIS ALSO APPLIES TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(1+1) You breath in when you should have exhaled. You are choking for one turn.
(2+1) Your second attempt fails as well, but you don't take damage.

Azol-Gathog pondered the situation. This humanoid seemed to be taking its time suffocating.
He would rather be spending this time in a more profitable way, but alas.

>Once my opponent loses consciousness, reclaim my plank.


((I have no idea what racial ability I should have, to be honest. I already seem to be okay at absorbing stuff. Some sort of telepathy? *shrug*))

(2+1) You don't reclaim you plank whether that Dick passed out or not.

GM PC and Highborn

Kyle turns to the highborn and... promptly gets distracted due to the fact she isn't wearing pants.
"Jebus... just like one of my echi pics..."
Kyle stares a little more at Mary before readying a pouch of magic dust (read, crack/LSD that can be absorbed through the skin.) and flies over to the guy that's yelling to see what he wants.

(1) Kyle doesn't stare at all. He in fact does the opposite action and gets to work. (5) Kyle succesfully produces a pouch of dust and (4) he flies over to the yelling man landing with a thump a bit away.

Quote from: kj1225 on January 07, 2014, 12:04:40 pm

Kyle turns to the highborn and... promptly gets distracted due to the fact she isn't wearing pants.
"Jebus... just like one of my echi pics..."
Kyle stares a little more at Mary before readying a pouch of magic dust (read, crack/LSD that can be absorbed through the skin.) and flies over to the guy that's yelling to see what he wants.

"Oui? Wat ees eet?" Mary says with a huff.

((She still has a dress on, you know. It's not like she's baring her chest for all to see.))

1. Create stockings and shoes so that a certain perv can stop ogling me.
2. Fortify dress so that I don't have to worry about it suddenly disappearing.
3. Go seek out the old man Kyle was talking about.

Quote from: LordSlowpoke on January 07, 2014, 11:26:34 am

You may want to give me suggestions regarding your RACIAL ABILITIES right about now. Subject to approval.

((As a ghost, Lady Mary should be able to fly as well as having a limited ability to pass through physical objects. Possibly other stuff if I can think of it.))

(5) Despite Kyle not staring at all you do make master work shoes and stockings.
(3+1) Sorry, but Kyle now has a real reason to stare at that Highbut. Your dress disappears.
You float over as well letting the Homestuck character and combatants bugger around on their own.

GCat

Finally bother to take notice of the others.
Look 2cute2live to try to get free stuff.

(2+1) You only barely notice them.
(1+1) The hydra kicks you. You are dazed.

Status:

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You came out of the fucking gate with Valley speak! You weren't even in before Bethany was a valley girl. Also time skip occurred.