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Keith chuckles.
"I try. Although I was telling the truth, you're pretty much my type and you're attractive. But I think of you more like a sibling than someone who I would date."

"We should find a way for you to be able to go out in public without panic being a distinct possibility. At least then we could like get pizza or something."
Keith sits against the wall.

"Oh, and they got angry at me because of something I had no idea about but admittedly they did tell me to stop. And that was the important event of my day. Have you done anything interesting lately?"

Keith jumps back and lands on his posterior.
"Oh, you're awake?"

Keith reaches the end of the play and bows to Spooky clearly not expecting her to be awake.

Keith continues reading. Then he gets bored and pulls out Macbeth and begins practicing his lines for drama club.
He also wonders why an anthropomorphic plane woman has the ability to hibernate.

'The shipping shall increase exponentially!'

The tagline of any game with Elf in it.

Keith rolls his eyes again and sighs.
"Is everyone here either a killjoy or someone who can't take a joke?"