Inside, the place is pretty Swanky®. The architecture is modern and sleek, there's tasteful scenes of people preforming great feats of strength, and behind the front desk, where Kyle is sitting, is a giant sculpture of Atlas holding the world one handed while choking out Kratos with the other made out of some unknown material. Kyle smiles pleasantly at FAFNiR as she approaches, shutting off the portal with a wave of his hand.
"So, you want to see other yous? That's free with a membership to the gym. Other benefits include being able to access the gym at any hour, free lunch at the cafeteria, heavily reduced prices on any course offered, and a free personal trainer if you request it."Kyle shrugs with a sheepish smile.
"I'd say that I'm sorry but... I need to make a living you know, I hope you understand."Looking in front of him, FAFNiR would note that the price for signing up is a single credit.
"All right, now that I'm done squeeing about portal guns,...I have no plans. Huh."
Alanis might go check out the gym, since that's where Kyle said he works. Would let her get a look at that Aperture Science Technology® most likely.