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Messages - kj1225

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"You know, talking about stuff. It's a normal need for intelligent beings such as yourself and could technically be called maintenance as it's a method of maintaining yourself. Or actual maintenance, I am qualified for that as well. And it'd be nice to have a robot that can tell me what's wrong."

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"You also weren't built to feel emotions. And yet, you do."
She narrows her eyes an imperceptible fraction. "As I said before, I was neglected. You may know that neglecting your machine, especially in matters as complex as AI, may result in unfortunate bugs."
"Yes, and those bugs I feel mean you qualify as a person more than a machine. But it's not my place to argue with you over philosophy. However, if you'd like someone to do some maintenance so to speak, I'll be here."

4608
"You also weren't built to feel emotions. And yet, you do."

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Model 002 looks on as her alternate self mowed down the enemies, still crossing her arms. Her eyes flashed with recognition at the blood-like substance used for energy. After the display has ended, she stays silent for a while longer. Finally, she puts down her arms and looks at Kyle. "Thank you, Mister Kyle. The display was quite enlightening. Perhaps my gym membership may have more uses than originally thought. Have a good day, Mister Kyle." With that, she walks out of the gym, back into the cafe.
Kyle nods.
"Good... and, if I may say, I think that you not being a murderbot is going to make you happier in the long run."

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possible fafnir/kyle route detected
please input possible ship names
Routine Maintenance.

Also, if anyone ever feels like I got the AU wrong, tell me IC what you didn't like and I'll make a new post.

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Kyle nods and raises his hands as if to push an invisible old lady in front of a bus. As he concentrates a portal begins opening to reveal a similar but less detailed model of her. This Fafnir is to the second banana what late PS2 graphics are to early PS3 graphics, which is to say, similar but more fake looking. For instance the hair is obviously fake like a dollar store wig, and the mouth is merely a hole containing the speaker. Currently she's in the middle of combat, easily cutting down the unfortunate enemies like a bear would take down school kids. It would seem from the way her integrated sword is designed is that in this universe blood or something made from it is used for power instead of cacti. This explains why she's the favored model as well. Soon, the carnage is over and the FAFNIR model stands alone looking almost sad. Finally she brings an arm up to her speaker and gives a report on what happened before turning on her heel and heading back the way her steps went. Kyle whistles in appreciation of the display.
"Hm, looks could do with an upgrade, but she... er, you... uh... she, yeah, fights better than some of our bots... can't say I prefer her though."

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Kyle shrugs in a 'you got me' kind of way.
"Yeah, you're right. Anyways, got any specifics about them in mind? Like, different race, different gender, different parenteral relationship....?"

((Or, from our perspective, tell me if you have something specific that FAF will find or if I have free reign for what's different.))

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Kyle nods at takes the chit. Then he snaps a small piece. He then hands back the 499 credit chit.
"Alright, now to seal deal you need to kiss me."
Faf would remember that the earlier sign mentioned that he would say this as a joke and that it wasn't actually necessary. That part was also written in sharpie as if someone was annoyed when they wrote it.

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With no further interruptions, FAFNiR is able to finish cleaning up the arena in about five minutes. She would also note that if she stepped in muck she'd somehow stay clean. When she exits the portal Kyle hands her a 500 cred chit for her work.

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Kyle shrugs audibly.
"Then I'd need to hire an electrician and an an architect and... it's just to much of a bother. Besides, it doesn'ttake that long."
He is right, FAFNiR does appear to be about three quarters of the way done.

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"There's a very slim chance that it could randomly activate and de-legify someone. So... no."

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The gore disappears as the lasers travel over them. Huh.
"They're really efficient and look cool. Oh, and just get the floor, the walls clean themselves."

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Kyle nods.
"Good, then you can clean out the arena."
Kyle waves his hand and a portal appears leading to what appears to be an arena full of various blood and viscera. Just inside the portal is a mop and bucket. The mop is made of lasers. The bucket is full of lasers.
"Don't spill the bucket."

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Kyle stares at her for a few seconds. Then he shakes his head to himself and speaks.
"Yes, there's a few things... How do you feel around gore?"

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Inside, the place is pretty Swanky®. The architecture is modern and sleek, there's tasteful scenes of people preforming great feats of strength, and behind the front desk, where Kyle is sitting, is a giant sculpture of Atlas holding the world one handed while choking out Kratos with the other made out of some unknown material. Kyle smiles pleasantly at FAFNiR as she approaches, shutting off the portal with a wave of his hand.
"So, you want to see other yous? That's free with a membership to the gym. Other benefits include being able to access the gym at any hour, free lunch at the cafeteria, heavily reduced prices on any course offered, and a free personal trainer if you request it."
Kyle shrugs with a sheepish smile.
"I'd say that I'm sorry but... I need to make a living you know, I hope you understand."
Looking in front of him, FAFNiR would note that the price for signing up is a single credit.

"All right, now that I'm done squeeing about portal guns,...I have no plans.  Huh."
Alanis might go check out the gym, since that's where Kyle said he works. Would let her get a look at that Aperture Science Technology® most likely.

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