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"Well me and Keith both know you're stupid so we're giving you leeway."

Kyle walks in and stares at Nuriel.
"Please don't poke the maids."

Keith sighs and snaps his fingers. everyone who is around him is in an extremely modified version of Keith's house notable attachments being the alchemizer in Keith's room several maids with varying nonhuman features including one troll and a fully stocked pantry.
"I guess m- our place works for now then."

Keith is on his computer sorting his recently downloaded files.
"Let's see... catgirls, wolfgirls, foxgirls, any of the above in maid outfits, any of the above in nurse outfits, any of the above in playboy bunny outfits... anthropomorphic personifications, aliens, ponies, any of the above in the above outfits, and lastly fanfiction involving friends of mine. That everything."
Keith smiles and puts the above folders into his private folder.

"Keith don't call your colleagues names like that! Especially when the name is only referring to their bust you pervy buffoon!"
Keith glares at the air for a moment before sighing.
"You're right MoM. Sorry for calling you washboard Cas."

Keith is telling uncle about his new friend over pizza.

Keith was already dead from lack of spine so strangulation was probably unneeded. That said he lies there for a little while before he transforms into MoM wielding his staff MARTYRS WRATH. The staff posses two heads. The head that is currently up is a cross which glows with a holy light which Keith also glows with. The other head posses the symbol of The Sufferer/the cancer symbol. It drips blood ranging all across the hemospectrum in color. It is probable that if that was the one pointed up the effect would also apply to Keith.