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<There is literally a button in the elevator to bring you here."
As he says this the cat in his lap turns into a girl of about age two with cat ears and paws and yellow fur wearing a lab coat in his lap. She starts hugging Kyle.

I'm introducing an NPC who's main job is to cuddle characters and generally make the feel more like an anime.

"This is why no one remembers women who fight unless they slept with a man before assisting.

Kyle goes down to the garage and into the truck cab. (which is helpfully labeled as such in the elevator button.)

<Don't worry. And don't listen to Eve. She's insane.>

<Of course.>

Kyle rolls his eyes at the overly dramatic exposition.
<Yo narrator dude! Stop trying to make this sound all that bad. There have only been a hundred deaths!>

((I shall prepare to cheat.))