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Quote from: kj1225 on May 10, 2013, 03:51:16 pm

It's Sir Pompous' kingdom.

You mean me? I'm just a knight, not a king. Very different things. Instead of inhereting a kingdom, I got a title, and a nice pool of cash. The manor I live in I bought with the profits from the my semi-popular line of reheatable pastas.

As far as I'm considered it's you kingdom since your the only noble around and own the land.

Quote from: kj1225 on May 12, 2013, 06:08:11 pm

Hope for GWG god of gold dragons to save us from this odd planet. Failing that hide and observe rituals, when we understand join in.

...
WE ARE GWG YOU FOOL
AND IN MY RTD TO BOOT

See!? We are most capable to fix this.

USE JOHN AS A SLEEPER AGENT FOR THE LIBERAL- Oh wait wrong game. Send John to start a cult.

INCINERATE THE BUILDING.
GO TO THE CITY HALL AND ANNOUNCE YOUR TAKING OVER OF THE CITY.

Also contemplate the usefulness of keeping John around.

Shed this disguise and turn into our true draconian form. Afterwards eat our boss, because fuck him we're a dragon.

I think they do office work.

Go to the delinquent players thread, let the community short them out.

PETITION:  Create a portal on my moon that leads to a plane outside all others. This plane is actually just an ever expanding maze full of monsters that get more intelligent and mutated as you go in. If someone gets to the center of the maze they are teleported out with everything they have on their person. Guarding the gate to the maze dimension are a race of sentient being called Kitsunes. Any non-sentient beings that go through the portal appears in a spot in the maze depending on it's power level.