WELL THEN!
an utterly terrible mage
with powers over air,
is a 15 foot tall man,
and has long
untamably stringy hair.
He also has,
a magic reducing shotgun, and
lives in a complex tent in an alleyway. (Actually that's pretty awesome)
He is a greatly hidden thaumaturge of paralleled skill.
He has a lovely 22 foot tall wife that is composed of earth, and has hair made of swirling air,
and an unlucky fox that goes by the name of 'Lucky.'
Has the ability to make magic users pick up his shotgun
carries several golems at all times
can absorb the mass of other objects to,
grow vines from his body that he has control over
is hired all over Japan for odd porn jobs.