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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Modern magi (I'm in need of like three more mages!)
« on: May 06, 2013, 06:44:28 pm »
BUT WAIT! What type of pasta for the pasta army?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Rebirth IC Thread [D&D3.5e]
« on: May 06, 2013, 05:54:59 pm »
"I would say no but given how things have been going currently one will probably appear and offer his or her services."
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Modern magi (I'm in need of like three more mages!)
« on: May 06, 2013, 05:21:52 pm »Send the golems to do house work. Eat breakfast. Enjoy breakfast.
Of course your pompousness. The golems do as their told. You have a nice time eating breakfast. You should probably get some clothes on, after all no respectable knit went into battle naked. Also your golems are naked. and you happened to do a REALLY good job with the anatomy on them so... yeah.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Modern magi (I'm in need of like three more mages!)
« on: May 06, 2013, 05:06:41 pm »Well, time for plan B. Send the zombie mice to start a zombie plague.
Sadly you need to level up some before getting those types of zombies. Of course I supose you could in the mean time go after this GeeVee who stole your shit.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Modern magi (I'm in need of like three more mages!)
« on: May 06, 2013, 05:00:41 pm »Fine, maybe the drug gods will be less snooty.Sadly there's only one of those and... well I don't think you want to be a dolphin.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Modern magi (I'm in need of like three more mages!)
« on: May 06, 2013, 04:57:40 pm »
You (Roll=100) majestically get out of bed and make several pasta golems on accident while making you breakfast.
Well you would do that but all the death gods bitch slap you at once because they don't like smartasses... maybe you can kill something... after all killer rodents worked for Corvo.
Now feed them to the necromancy tree.
Well you would do that but all the death gods bitch slap you at once because they don't like smartasses... maybe you can kill something... after all killer rodents worked for Corvo.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Modern magi (I'm in need of like three more mages!)
« on: May 06, 2013, 04:30:04 pm »Raise all the mice skeletons!You now have a small horde of mice zombies.
There is only one way to save the forest now! Well I suppose that I could just throw animals at the fire till it developed a conscience...
Move all of the forest into a single continuous lump.
You are now the proud owner of a lump full of nature and agony!
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Modern magi (I'm in need of like three more mages!)
« on: May 06, 2013, 04:25:49 pm »
(I did mean to do Sasha yesterday but I forgot.)
Spoiler: Sasha the Harpy (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: SirRichard the pompous (click to show/hide)
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: A New Age Begins - Sign-ups/OOC
« on: May 06, 2013, 03:52:50 pm »
I have a fucking aircraft carrier!
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Gaming Block (Game Discussion Thread) (Totally Not Roller's Block)
« on: May 06, 2013, 03:51:06 pm »
Actually that last one could be easy. say is you walk into town at 10 suspicion and you see wanted posters all over, where as if you walk in at one and you see a random cop look at you as if he is uncertain as to where he's seen you.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Witchhunter Chapter 1: Humble Beginnings... (0/3 Open)
« on: May 06, 2013, 03:46:43 pm »
"Well that was a waste. But I think I should go to the town gates and ask about any beasts that need slaying."
To spell it out Aedan is going to the town gates and asking around for information on any big nastys around.
To spell it out Aedan is going to the town gates and asking around for information on any big nastys around.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Rebirth IC Thread [D&D3.5e]
« on: May 06, 2013, 06:20:47 am »
"Not at all. At least I have no problems with it."
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Stardust: Interstellar Mariners
« on: May 06, 2013, 06:19:45 am »
Run back to the engine room and try to prevent an explosion this early in the game.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Rebirth IC Thread [D&D3.5e]
« on: May 05, 2013, 08:36:28 pm »
"Piss if I know I just met these guys. By the way why did you guys get quiet all of a sudden?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Rebirth IC Thread [D&D3.5e]
« on: May 05, 2013, 07:23:30 pm »
Aedan does not have a snappy come back for that besides pulling out his katar and looking at it with a pouty look.