May 9, 2024: The May '24 Report is up.
News: April 23, 2024: Dwarf Fortress 50.13 has been released.
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"Just use magic to get rid of it. Far less messy and it doesn't need as many tools."
"How about you fuck off! I can handle myself if I spent fucking years taking care of Keith, if he's bothered by me not taking shit from some prissy little hard headed cunt, then he can go to hell! I catch enough shit because of people I like, I'm not going to listen to some asshole who doesn't know real struggle act like she's got every right to complain about every little thing then act like I'm the bad guy when I tell her to shut the fuck up for once in her life!"
"Oh no, someone insulted me. Woe is me. How ever will I recover from such ego shattering insults as "Queen of Bitch Island" and "Just some random idiot". Especially from someone like the great Asuna."
"If you're really that upset, why don't you take a swing? It's how you solve all your other problems, and maybe it'll almost hurt as much as listening to your terrible insults."
"That's still one more person than would care if you left. And that's being generous and counting Rosencrantz who only cares since he was one of the ones trying to kidnap you. I may be "haughty" and "yandere" but at least I keep to myself most of the time. You just can't stop bitching and moaning and threatening anyone that even comes within ten feet of you. All because of what, the fact that you didn't think before making a wish and now you regret it? I'm sorry, but I just can't work up the energy to pretend I feel sorry for you right now."
"I'm the sociopath? You try to kill everything that causes you a problem, and I'm the one wrong in the head for wanting to not hurt people? But let's put that aside, do you think that I'm actually pleased about anything in my life? The slavery, constantly being on the run, taking a job where I constantly am making myself sick? The only reason I'm here is because Keith and Vlad are the only good things I have. My parents? Dead. My brother? Abandoned me with a drunk and a pyro. If we want to get technical, even my name has a price to it that I can't pay back."
"You're lucky, you're perfect for the adventueing life. But you know my prospects if I wasn't here and didn't have Keith? Servitude, toiling away for minimal pay to support some fat fuck who doesn't have to work a day in their life because they got lucky. Your looks may be a curse, but you have the skills to make up for it just handed to you on a silver platter. And then you have the gods damned nerve to bitch and moan and complain about everything being so terrible for you. You're luckier than some people can even dream of being but you can't even see it! So of course I think your problems aren't as big of a deal!"
"Would you all be quiet? No one cares about your complaining Serena, and I really don't give a shit about your guys' complaining when I can be doing something productive. Especially you Ito! I can at least say that Jarvis isn't always a drag to be around, but you just keep bitching and complaining. Oh wah, some idiots are way too into someone you look like, how about you pick an actual problem to be mad about!"
"Oh, I just eat whatever I can get my hands on. Forage some berries here, find some bread in the trash there... one time someone offered to trade me food some helping him with something but you and Vlad scared him off I guess."
"Ever since I could remember. Apparently I followed the wagons around until they just took me with them. Or at least that's what my brother said."
"Oh, this reminds me of when I was little! The guards used to use wagons just like this to move us around, though there weren't any windows on it, and the doors were chained up usually. Also it definitely wasn't bigger on the inside. It wasn't roomy, but it was very safe!"
