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You're not the real Satan!
I would know, because I am madly, irrevocable in love with Satan and I don't even like you!

I know, I've seen your blog.

FUCKING HURRY UP WITH CHRYSSA WOULD YOU, I HAVENT GOT ALL ETERNITY

Yes you do.

"Purty-chan came up to me and was like 'do you want to help save the planet' and being bummed that I couldn't join the army, I said yes."
Conall shrugs and gets hit in the head with a mace.

Friederick looks at the sword for a good thirty seconds, and starts pulling things out of his many many pockets.

About three minutes later, there is another 'thud' as of a sword impaling itself in the ground, and a strange device assembled.

((You fuckin' wat mate))

Conall shrugs and starts playing with his power. He stops when a large sword thuds into the ground in front of him like a slightly miffed legend.

Usec, you are ready to continue the plot right?

_{"I'm gonna clean your clock."}
Lazarus pulls the knife he stole from out of his jacket.

Lazarus' eye twitches. Then his head starts shaking, and he starts making noises that Daffy Duck would be hard pressed to make.