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Alan drinks it slowly.Alan disgorges an entire human skeleton. He still feels fine though.
Alria grins at the bartender and gets to work on her other drink.Alria doesn't take damage this time. She's still getting drunker.
"Good shit, damn good shit."
"What will we be doing there?""Well Kyle, apparently, Cowboy does not know the name of the planet, but it is Earthlike, and Very very large."
Finsib looks like he is having a mental battle inside of himself'One at a time please.'
...Hmm, I wonder what that drink was made out of... If it is unstable enough I could use it to separate us self back into three beings... ...Dont even think about it if you wish to stay sane weak one... ...Stop threatening him, he may have the solution to our problems... ...Perhaps... ...Now let us ask the bartender... ...Yes Nisfib..! ...Why do I even put up with them...
Alan sips a tiny amount. Out of the already tiny amount.It tingles slightly, but doesn't do anything for now.
Oh come on. Why, why, why those three...
I KNEW IT! Pfha. Right. I'll have a Wild Magic then. Just one.DG gives him a shot glass of wild magic.
"Heh. Doubt it."
Cowboy shrugs."I can't read those newfangled devices, hold on."
"Cowboy! What's the name of the place we are going?"
"I am terribly sorry by the way, my name is Gozer, my Drunk friend is Dackly, and you are?"
Nice to meet you, [GB]. I'm [Alan].'Well, maybe you should have actually put numbers on your actions... Anyways, I'm a [starperson]. As for effects of the drink... you'll be fine.'
... Sorry if I'm being rude, but, can I ask what you are?
Oh geez [Dackly(contains petrification of Bisnif)]!
Adventure? Pfhah, I'm USELESS at adventuring. Barely left a scratch on that weird... [impostor thing], not going to be very useful wherever. I don't even know how to combat.
Alria looks at Ian and slams down another wad of credits.It feels like she got hit with two times the possible effect. She feels she might get into the blackout stages of drunkness if she drinks anymore. Also, she takes six damage from the slightly hostile drink.
"A drink for my friend over there, and another one for me!"
The merc has is almost finished with her drink. Oh dear.
What place is it?Short answer: You have no idea.
Alan's eyes are wide and tinged with octarine as he looks (with magic) at the aftermath of the drinks.The bartender giggles and leans forward. Alan would note that this reveals just a bit more tantalizing... Flesh? Is she even something he can touch? She definitely could pick up glasses earlier... Something to think about later.
So, that's actually what I think it is? Distilled magic? Yikes. And yet I want to try it because apparently I don't already have enough excitement in my life. Or at least, I want to [look-Detect Magic] at it before it explodes in my, or anyone's face.
What's your name, by the way?
Also you're [visually appealing:fun:someone that seems nice to know:possibly reciprocating:indefinably:possibly magic].
Looks like the warlock is maybe leaving, at least. Heh. It's funny, that's part of my party and all the problems with me just sitting here for a while are just going away. I might stick around a while.
"Fair enough I'm sorry, but if I didn't ask so blatantly, she would have talked all out ears off for an hour and caused problems giving out our info."The cowboy shakes his hand.
"So Space Cowboy, we have not yet met, I am Gozer, this is my inebriated Companion Dackly, and we are in need of something to do. Would you like to go over to the Warlock and get him in on whatever plan we are going with first? I assume hanging out here means you have the means if not the desire to either do or have something done."
Gozer holds out his hand to shake.
"I wesh i wan so ugly, or I'd bh more willing to hit on yoh."
Alria enters the bar and ambles on over to the counter. The merc slams down a stack of credits and grins at the bartender.The bartenders eyes the credits before pouring the merc a glass of whatever the warlock's companion has.
"Let me start off with what I can get with this and the see how the night goes."
Mona is already holding a sphere made of what looks like diamond. It's decorated with birds and looks well-crafted, "It's called the Orb of Wyrms. It's said that it has the power to summon great monsters to do your bidding, though it seems pretty inert to me. For you, I can part with it for... 300 credits."Ian looks at his doughnuts.
Mona laughs, "But you are no Hero of Time. Though, You are misplaced in it, so I guess that counts?"Ian shrugs.
DSTD drinks it all at once.DSTD disappears for the length of time it takes for the others to finish their drinks. He has gone to the future and missed what happened to the others.
Dackly Slides the glass under her Veil, and slams it back, drinking it in one go.Dackly is quite lucky and is now quite drunk for 12 hours.
Finsib drinks it in one GulpFisnib would not note anything new until he speaks. When he does speak he realizes his voice is really high pitched now. Yay?
Mona looks around, "It's a Bizarre of magical and cursed items I scavenged from various places. That Lyre is one such object. The Lyre of the Sea Serpent. Legend says that it's able to create infinite oceans if the Song of the Sea is played.""Ah, and here I was about to play the song of time."
