I finished making the initial perks for the players.
Half-human hybrid: So you’re a half human eh? Wonder how THAT worked… +3 damage against monstrous beings.
Eyepatch: Everyone knows that eyepatches make you better at stuff. + 1 defence
Knife: About Time +2 Will
Magic: It’s the kind you punch things with. +1 Targeted Strike damage.
Determination: The sight of your enemies falling before you… Fills you with determination. +1 will per turn.
Pre-asskicking one liner: You drop a one liner before you turn them into a flat liner. +3 attack against thugs
Suplex: Dude, you really don’t need to keep suplexing boulders. +1 reckless strike damage.
Thugdere: It’s a well known fact that attacking the people you like is the best way to tell them how you feel. +3 against nerds.
Cute little fang: Isn’t it weird how this isn’t restricted to non-humans? +3 against Guardians
Scars: Oh, those look bad. +2 Will
Cheek Kiss: *Chuu* Heal someone for 3 Will
Pressure point attack: Really, this is just one of many techniques that monks master. And one of the most useful. Targeted attacks deduct one point from dexterity.
Stoic: The jury is still out on whether this is cute or cool. Guardians have -3 when fighting you.
Heroic Will: When you go down, everyone notices All Allies have +1 the turn after you activate your second wind.
Fast strike: Ora ora ora…! +1 damage when using quick attack.
Arrogance: You’re a real know it all aren’t you? +5 when fighting other artists
Ancient Technique: Passed down the Armstrong line ect. +3 when fighting Nerds
Shadow Clone Jutsu: It’s gonna be a pain carrying around all those logs… When in melee range and not flanking an opponent the ninja can instantly flank their opponent.
Yoink: Let’s see, wallet, keys, lighter, spare change, and… that’s all that’s in their pants, let’s go. Stun enemies on rolling a natural twenty.
Glasses: They don’t actually let you see better… +3 damage against nerds.
Gun-chucks: They may appear stupid and ineffective, but who’s gonna be ineffective when they’re getting their shit kicked in by an idiot using GUN-CHUCKS? +1 when Shooting.
Modern Knowledge: Seriously, you’re the only one who went to a public school? +3 when trying to remember things.
Air Horn: You must be xXx420smokeweedxxX! Attack twice on a natural twenty.