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Messages - Dunkelzahn

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: December 30, 2019, 02:44:26 am »
Dear uristMcGlassypants.

When i sent you down to finish the construction of the green glass-iron screw pump, i did not mean "seal yourself on the same side of the lava and fall asleep"

Your lucky the mountain has low blood pressure.

Dearly, your noodle loving overseer.

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DF Modding / Re: Alternatives to bags for sand
« on: December 30, 2019, 02:30:38 am »
Interesting! so it's possible through alteration of raws?

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DF Modding / Alternatives to bags for sand
« on: December 28, 2019, 07:28:53 pm »
Has anyone figured out a way to make it so boxes, jugs, and barrels contain sand, and thus be used to produce glass?

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Masterwork DF / Re: What's happening in your Fort.
« on: March 25, 2017, 12:48:46 am »
Okay, while not dwarves persay, they are humans. Everything is good so far, got a small farm going, a log cabin for everyone to hide inside, and a bunch of workshops.

Got a mine going down for stone so I can build magma forges (right next to a volcano). Not making anything to complex, just a simple mine shaft.

Oh hey a awakened andesite!... What the fuck do I do with it?

Oh god now there's a wyrm.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: August 10, 2013, 02:54:34 pm »
dear kea's

stay away from my bags! i need those for seeds!

oh and drop my wheel burrows! you don't even NEED wheel burrows!

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: August 10, 2013, 12:52:28 pm »
dear urist mc navigator

how... just how!

how did you end up placing us here

at the top of a mountain, right next to the volcano!

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: April 08, 2013, 04:14:24 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on April 07, 2013, 09:19:03 pm
"Boss, we have a problem!"
"Does it involve crundles, trogs, shedding blood, or removing feet?"
"Well, no..."
"Then it's a job for the bureaucrats."

that was perfect, i thank you

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: April 07, 2013, 07:53:31 pm »
breached caverns, killing crundles and trogs like a boss
chasing a crundle like a boss, leaving blood everhwhere like a boss
chopping feet off like a boss

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: April 05, 2013, 11:53:56 pm »
just attempted to brave a haunted area, apparently the map looks like its half normal woods and half bad lands of stone. i think i am going to be fucked in my lower posterior by a cloud while my verbal area is assaulted by a zombie's ludicisly large spear

update: it is now raining pugnet ooze, i picture it as puss raining from the sky, on to my new settlement AND IT IS DISGUSTING
also looked up pus, does anyone one have industrial strength brain bleach at hand?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: March 31, 2013, 09:49:02 pm »
dammit i cant find my miners or metal smiths, i tried to make more picks but its taking forever becuse i had to resort to haveing one of the farmers do it

oh and most of the children are related as cousins

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: March 31, 2013, 09:22:26 pm »
oh and i had to oust my expedition leader because the mayor randomly appeared, she did so good and now shes stuck in the dorms with the rest of the rabble

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: March 31, 2013, 09:07:07 pm »
there are now currently 47 children, thanks to all of them i now have a mayor, i hope they grow into something USEFUL or else i will be testing bridge catapults with them

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: March 31, 2013, 07:42:49 pm »
i currently have 31 children, and a migrant wave arrived with more THERE ARE MORE CHILDREN THEN ADULTS, WHAT THE HELL?

on a side note a jewler made a coffer out of a jasper, two dingo bones, some wood, and more gems

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: March 31, 2013, 07:07:26 pm »
well, i just dropped a ton of stone on Timmy while digging out the sky light for the new dining room, poor kid didn't see it coming

Update: okay so Timmy manged to doge it, by glitching through a wall and instead of him getting hit a cow got hit and turned into a cow paste

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: March 31, 2013, 06:16:26 pm »
dear montioun home, WHY HAVE YOU SENT ME LITTLE TIMMY AND HIS SIX BROTHERS JIMMY, TURNER, MATTHEW,JAMEs,ISSAC, AND WHOLEHEARTEDNESS TO THIS PLACE. WE DONT EVEN HAVE A GOOD WATER SOURCE but in all seriousness i am getting a crapton of children

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