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Curses / Re: Teaching?
« on: February 12, 2008, 06:04:00 am »
I see. So teaching does indeed work. Does your teacher have to have any points in the teaching skill, or the skill you're teaching, or can you just start from scratch?
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Curses / Re: suggestion
« on: February 17, 2008, 07:01:00 pm »
K. Perhaps the second idea wasn't one of my best. >.>
One other thing, shouldn't Mithril Mail be capable of absorbing more damage? I mean, if it's really mithril..
[ February 18, 2008: Message edited by: Sithlordz ]
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Curses / Re: suggestion
« on: February 17, 2008, 03:18:00 pm »quote:
Originally posted by Jonathan S. Fox:
<STRONG>Billy Bob Baird shoots at Police Officer with a AK47!
Billy Bob Baird JUMPS IN FRONT OF THE ATTACK!
Billy Bob Baird hits the body twice.
Billy Bob Baird cries silently for mother,
breathing slowly, then not at all.
Nobody can carry Martyr Billy Bob Baird.
C - Reflect on your Conservative ineptitude</STRONG>
Sigged. Anyway, on the topic of suggestions, I'd like the ability to recruit liberals off the street, and turn them into sleeper agents. It's only logical that someone already liberal would be happy to influence society more. Either that, or being able to kidnap existing liberals and sleeper them easier would be fun, IMO.
Just my two cents.
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DF General Discussion / Re: Too Insane
« on: January 28, 2008, 05:02:00 pm »
I lol'd. We need more silly cancellation messages like this. Ernist Kursham cancels engrave: Throwing own child into chasm.
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DF General Discussion / Re: Things you can't do in reality but can in df.
« on: January 15, 2008, 04:15:00 pm »
Kill a man with your own piss. Well, if water works..
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DF General Discussion / Re: Xfire-Who uses it?
« on: November 30, 2007, 07:37:00 am »
Yar. I do use it. Name: "laserbuster". Excluding quote marks, of course, though the usefulness of this is rather negligible due to the fact we have a fricking great IRC channel with about 70 people on it at any one time. :/
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DF General Discussion / Re: ...Wut?
« on: November 27, 2007, 09:19:00 am »
Fish in this game are stupid. Dozens of the buggers flopped on to land, apparently.
Wait. When the carp killed me, I THINK it drowned. In the water. It sat on my body and didn't move for a while. Could turning internal organs into embeddeds and joints have an affect on this otherwise comical aspect of a.. Reasonably serious game?
[ November 27, 2007: Message edited by: Sithlordz ]
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DF General Discussion / ...Wut?
« on: November 27, 2007, 07:58:00 am »
The carp has drowned.
The carp has drowned.
The carp has drowned.
The carp has drowned.
The carp has drowned.
The carp has drowned.
The carp has drowned.
The carp has drowned.
The carp has drowned.
The carp has drowned.
The carp has drowned.
The carp has drowned.
The carp has drowned.
The carp has drowned.
The carp has drowned.
The carp has drowned.
The carp has drowned.
The water strikes back!
Seriously, WTF? I know removing gills is a good way to control population but this is just nuts.
Also; Boohya. I gotz me some good kit.
The spinning $ð®ðIron war hammerð¯ð$ strikes The Peasant in the upper body!
It is broken!
The Peasant is having trouble breathing!
The Peasant's right lung has been pierced!
The Peasant's heart has been pierced!
The Peasant gives in to pain.
The Peasant falls over.
You grab The Peasant by the lower body with your right upper arm!
Ukap Asatra, Peasant has bled to death.
You pick up the $ð®ðIron war hammerð¯ð$ with your right hand.
The spinning $ð®ðIron war hammerð¯ð$ strikes The Child in the lower body!
It explodes in gore!
The Child is propelled away by the force of the blow!
The Child slams into an obstacle!
Threbe Kastrolpak, Child has been struck down.
You pick up the $ð®ðIron war hammerð¯ð$ with your right hand.
A carp just dragged me in to a river, killed me, and promptly drowned. O_o
[ November 27, 2007: Message edited by: Sithlordz ]
[ November 27, 2007: Message edited by: Sithlordz ]
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DF General Discussion / Re: Gruesome sculptures
« on: April 19, 2008, 03:35:00 pm »
Good Lord. I cannot describe how sickening this is.
PLEASE LET US DO THIS I WANT CORPSE TREE PLOX.
Maybe if you make something amazingly gruesome in fortress mode, all attackers will be demoralized and fight less effectively, or just flee like the bloody cowards they are. That would be so much fun to watch. Add in screaming goblin sound effects and the lulz shall flow.
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DF General Discussion / Re: Rivers vs. Fire Religious Dispute
« on: April 10, 2008, 06:59:00 am »
Fire.
Burn the heretics.
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DF General Discussion / Orkz orkz orkz orkz..
« on: February 09, 2008, 08:33:00 pm »
K, I'm not sure if this should be in the modding forum or what, but I put it here to be safe. I was wondering if anyone was planning on making a Warhammer 40K conversion for DF for some odd reason?
If so, can I beta test it? 
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DF General Discussion / Re: I find it amusing...
« on: December 20, 2007, 06:34:00 pm »
... That flies are more deadly than swords, in the right hands.
... That Dwarves seem to think that hauling a single stone should take priority over fleeing from the dozen rabid goblins that're drawing ever closer.
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Slaves to Armok: God of Blood / Re: LSTAR's Spring Cleaning
« on: January 23, 2008, 03:39:00 am »
STA is a historical relic now. Perhaps we should have one of our dedicated archaeologists try to dig it up a bit more..