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Thank to the wonderful powers of Facebook, I now know that several of my friends like Christian Pick Up Lines.

I'm not sure what to do with this information.

"Hey baby, how about we Exodus from here and go back to my place."

Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on June 03, 2014, 05:00:10 am

I have managed to avoid all GoT hype so far. The only thing I know about it is that there's incest, and that there's a big thing with a lot of swords on a lot of posters.

Those are cooking knives, not swords, and it's actually a novelty knifeholder.
The series follows a down-on-his-luck kitchen salesman throughout a fantasy kingdom, where he visits various lords and rulers and espouses to them the benefits of his quality, affordable kitchen renovations. Much madness ensues as he is sentenced to death several times for being a "Spammer", and the audience cheers as he makes his daring escape each time!

Why is it that every time I throw money at my screen nothing happens?

I spit water all over my monitor and chair. Fuuuuuuck.

I actually slept well for once. Good God did I sleep.

Typing this up before I inevitably procrastinate and forget it.

Humanity was at war with aliens or something, not entirely sure what they were. The war wasn't exactly going well and we were desperate and recruiting just about anyone we could. I was in command of the IJN Akagi, somehow raised and fixed because we desperately needed ships. I was apparently the most competent person for this despite the fact that oh god I'm not qualified to operate a goddamn aircraft carrier this is a terrible idea. Regardless of my qualifications, we ended up in battles that we managed to win, and on one occasion we actually boarded an enemy ship. We were prepared for boarding actions because I had a habit of stealing borrowing weapons from the base without anyone's knowledge.

I wandered around the base for awhile examining the conditions the soldiers were in, which were terrible, and talking to the soldiers, many of whom were related to at least one other soldier, whether it was there brother, sister, father, whatever. After wandering around and stealing borrowing some more weapons, we were sent out with a fleet (which had a few other WW2 era ships like ours) to what was going to be a large battle. We got there and of course the enemy was prepared for us and immediately began bombarding us. We ended up being hit before we could even get our planes in the air and started leaking oil, to which I said "Oh, my poor Akagi! Don't cry!" I may not have been the most sane person in the military.

So, with our attack capabilities disabled I did something I was much better at, finding the largest ship and boarding. By some sort of magic we managed to board and clear the ship that looked the most important without any issues. We again by some sort of magic managed to use that ships weapons while boarding other ships and blowing them up. In the end we won the first major naval battle of the war and returned to port (fortunately the damage to my poor Akagi was immediately fixed by my brain not being consistent.) I ended up running the carrier aground (again, I did this earlier too) but we fixed it. Because yeah.

The rest of the dream was spent trying to find a military surplus store with a case large enough to hold an M60 that I stole borrowed.

Recruit them?

That would be prudent.

I was a police officer or detective or something once again. I may not have even officially been one, but I accomplished things either way. I also lived with five people in my house, one of which was an actual friend of mine the other five of which were seemingly comically overblown anime personalities. For the first half of my dream I was just interacting with them as normal. For the second half of my dream I and some other detectives were buying a suit from Gamestop in order to help with a case. Somehow.

For some reason my dream brain seems convinced that Gamestop sells suits, because I have had other dreams where they did.