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Pfff, you whiner complaining about skeletal dogs. There was a tank drone outside my shelter.

Pfft, you have never gone against a Jabberwock with nothing but a 2 by sword

Geek, an extreme Tolkien fan, frees a genie who offers him three wishes.
"I want to live in Middle Earth! I want to be an elf! And... and... I want to be wise, noble and for everyone to love me!"
Genie says "Well, it's more than three but okay," makes some arcane gestures and geek loses his consciousness.
When he comes to he finds himself in a beautiful room, decorated with wonderful art. He spies a mirror and lo! he is indeed a majestic elf. He walks out of room into the hallway, and it's filled with elves who bow to him. Suddenly, a messenger rushes into hallway.

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 "Lord, we caught a mortal carrying ring of Barahir!"

You know the joke is truly awful when you have to google the punchline.

It is a terrible joke, so I believe it deserves a place here.

Was informed by my best friend that my crush that is now on another school has a bf.

I don't want to care about this but I do. :c

I had this recently as well, although we are in the same school and were in different schools before.

Holy necro batman!

I couldn't run the lobby as I posted a bit earlier.

It is a bit like IQ. It is great for graphs, although it doesn't reflect reality accurately at all.

Shame it seems to be used a lot anyway.

The $200 radio and music (etc) player with light and everything. $70 one was simply a cut down version of that.


These are UK prices and from what I have heard tech is cheaper in the US.