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(Taking one out of my mouth) Want a lick?

I wish the food hadn't burned while I was faffing at the computer...

6/10 horn still attached to head.

==Only team in this thread==
BBTBMSM Simmie

Crivens, I dinnae, tha' oth'r bottle was empty, some o' th' scunners got ta them afore me. See, lad, Imma sensible feegle I am, so we can com-pri-mizze, I gie ye ae bottle back, but this one 's arredy mine.
Return one bottle to the dwarf, but if he tries to take the other one, snarl in warning, "Wachit, I sed thi' one 's arredy mine. If ye try ta gettit, thar'be verra big trooble. Donnae push it, bigjob, this be ye las' warnin'!"
If he persists, bite his hand, run up his arm, headbutt him in the nose, and fight for the bottle until the dwarf gives up, collapses, or one of them is dead. If others come, break the dwarf's bottle and use it to slash and pierce at hands, wrists, throats, Achilles' tendons and eyes. This is a fight to the death, Simmie will only let his bottle be taken away over his literal dead body.

Granted, now all you need is a hammer.

I wish good wishes weren't corrupted.

Granted. Due to the snow, you end up being forced to leave earlier, and had to cancel the 87% completed 18GB download.
I wish the lung cancer alerts over smoking were wrong.

Oh joy, Simmie is now happy. Squirrel away with the bottles to somewhere quiet, and enjoy the afterlife.*


((* Feegles believe that a world where they can fight, drink and steal at will is so nice that it must be their afterlife reward, so they must be actually dead. Because of this, they neither fear death or mourn dead feegles, but just miss them for a while until they die again on the land of living and return to the afterlife.))
(("Spog" is the feegle word for a sporran, the Scottish pouch that goes with the skirt kilt))

Quote from: Maegil on January 01, 2016, 11:13:22 pm

Good job, Tryar!

*eye twitch* it's TRYRAR

I'm sorry, I'll try to remember not to capitalize it.