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Roll To Dodge / Re: Omega Legion Team One: A frustrating lack of murder.
« on: December 31, 2015, 10:28:38 pm »
==Team 1==
BBTBMSM Simmie

Look for a full bottle, or at least half-full. If none is found, take an empty bottle and toss it at the drunkest-looking in the crowd. Hard. Yell "YE THIEF! YE DRUNK THEM ALL!"
Eye the dwarf's bottle, get it if he puts it away, or ask for a share if he starts on it, reminding him that Simmie helped.

If the dwarf gives him the bottle, thank him, find a quiet corner, and enjoy a well-deserved drink in peace.
((Just in case I get another high roll :) ))

If he reasonably politely refuses, start crying and pulling at the beard "Waily, waily, waily, such is ae bigjob's gratitude ta haev risked life an' leemb, an' nae ev'n ae wee drink fer me troobles!... Ta save yer stock, I coulda haev me beard frizzl'd in th' fire and now ye refoose me ae drink, or been..." Go into full drama mode, loudly listing to everyone all the horrible things that could have happened to him while helping in saving the booze stock, and pointing out that he's being refused a justly deserved drink.

However, if he's rude, pick a fight with him, indignantly tell him "Crivens, tha's how ye reward me fer helpin' out? Jus' put the bootle doon so their be nae accidens wid it, an' geit reddy fer ain beatin', ye big selfish scooner." Climb up his legs, kick him in the knee crook, and punch him in the face if he falls.

Whatever happens, don't let the bottle fall and break, or be taken away. Break off the engagement to violently protect the bottle from anyone who tries to get it, that's Simmie's coveted prize.


((I remember the free drink token, but you said you put it in the pocket. Since the only pocket feegles have is the spog, I don't think he'll find it so soon.))

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« on: December 31, 2015, 06:32:27 pm »
the Omega Legion currently has no less than seven characters with -2 charisma. exactly one of them hasn't tried to influence an npc yet.

It is a miracle they haven't been lynched yet. Especially Team One.
In Simmie's experience, trying to influence bigjobs is useless. He found that if he wants one to do anything, the best way is to shout, threaten and slap them a bit until they obey, or they just stand and gawk, ignore him, laugh, or run away, the silly creatures! Imagine, some even have the nerve to try to stomp on him... Crivens!

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« on: December 31, 2015, 01:58:09 pm »
Quote
I was gonna send you into the depths of the infirmary's back area to fight monstrosities for money.
"What's that thing?"
"Oh, that? When the Doctor left, we sent a nurse to clean up his personal quarters."
"Oh god. And that thing ate her?!"
"No. That's the nurse."
"..."
"Betty, this is Recruit."
*monster growls*
"Recruit, meet Betty. Or what she turned into, anyway."
"... That's not exactly what I imagined when they told me I could clean rooms for tokens."
"Yep. Cleaning duty on the Sword: You need more than a mop."
Oh that was funny! It took me the better part of a minute to stop laughing, and my face still isn't fully under control.

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Go to the infirmary and look at the medical records. Study old cases, focusing on field treatment. If someone comes for a medical procedure, volunteer to do it, or watch whomever performs it.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: TINKER: Miya's Hubris
« on: December 31, 2015, 08:03:15 am »
how does the device differentiate between 'I am moving away from x' and 'x is moving toward me'?
You have to use external reference points. Lacking those, the problem is meaningless; the very concept of immobility is a fallacy of the ground-bound mind.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Omega Legion Team One: A frustrating lack of murder.
« on: December 30, 2015, 06:38:31 pm »
((Damn, I come up with a battle cry that wrapped together alliteration, allusion, insults to both mind and parenthood, a physical oblique threat, and a clever pun, and all I got for it was being spat off...))
((^^This wasn't whining, it's a joke. Humour doesn't translate so well when written down.))

==Team 1==
BBTBMSM Simmie

"Ye bampot bas, how... Crivens, th' booze'll go up! Save the booze an' we can settle our stuff later!" Shaken by the risk to the alcohol supply, Simmie will literally run up to an innkeeper (preferably a young and confused one) and snarl "Where d'ya keep th' stron' likkor? Quick, show me or I'll gie you sich a kickin'!"
If the innkeeper tries to slap at Simmie or run away, give him a tap to the nose and snarl the demand louder, with the additional "Are ye daft? I don’ wantae havta lose me temper wi’ ye!", with additional taps if needed. When the demand is met, tell him to save whatever he can, grab at least two or three crates of liquor and go out screaming "GAIN WAY! GAIN WAY! I FEKKIN SED GAIN WAY!".

If anyone stubbornly blocks the path, drop the crates, drop an idiot or two or how many needed to clear the way, grab the crates again and get outside. Ignore the rain, pull a cork out of a bottle (or, if too hard, just punch it in) and indulge with satisfaction.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You Are a Minor God
« on: December 30, 2015, 05:27:59 pm »
((We don't know any of that, only that it's a supernatural creature coming to talk with Eve; that's why I'm letting her handle it. Because it's a supernatural being, I'm also declaring to be on standby to intervene should it prove necessary - there's little point in whispering to her as he can see us. There's no meta in my post.))

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You Are a Minor God
« on: December 30, 2015, 04:22:04 pm »
((He, or someone like him, was a messenger to both Akhentef and Muta. I expect nothing good from him, but he's the plot hook Bahihs is dropping us.))

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You Are a Minor God
« on: December 30, 2015, 03:52:18 pm »
He must know we're Eve's protector, but still went to speak directly with the mortals. Let him, watch, and (only if necessary) speak through Eve's mouth for the benefit of the surrounding soldiers; whether with her own voice or with a god's full splendour, it'll depend on the situation. Preferably, though, let her handle it.

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I'm sooo hot!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You Are a Minor God
« on: December 29, 2015, 04:50:10 pm »
+1

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Arty gets out of the VR and, shaking his head at the presently unaffordable price of the gurney, heads back to the infirmary to see if there's anything that he might help with.
Dunno...hmm...How good are you with a rifle?
((CON is Arty's best combat skill... at 0. I made him more of a support/morale talky guy, definitively not front liner material.))

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Omega Legion Team One: A frustrating lack of murder.
« on: December 29, 2015, 10:46:37 am »
((I guess I should have waxed less poetic and stated actual descriptions of actions...))

==Team 1==
BBTBMSM Simmie

Whenever he wakes up, check if all legs and arms are still attached. If at least one of each is still working, pay back the pain with interest - force himself out of Cho-Ja's mandibles, climb up his head and pluck out his eyeballs/composite eyes, shouting. "YA BAMPOT BAS! ALL YE BALLS ARE BELONG TO ME!"


((Ozarck, you're welcome to it, but mind the end of your sig, there's some BB code left over))

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: TINKER: Miya's Hubris
« on: December 29, 2015, 04:48:53 am »

St. Bernard gurney bot
This will all work, though gunner bots are fairly expensive, even stripped down. Wetware computer and all.
So, what is the procedure now (argh, noobs... ;) )? The Heph OOC guys also showed some interest in it for BLOPS, so could you be more specific, please?
Well, if you're ok with paying 12 tokens for it, then consider it done.
For the whole thing, with both bells and whistles? Definitively. As soon as I have 12 tokens, that is...
Lessons learned: tinkering is worth it, but expensive...

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Rate the avatar of the person above you!
« on: December 29, 2015, 04:38:50 am »
SCHHHT/PFFFFT

I guess I'll be needing a can opener to eat fresh horse meat. How droll.

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