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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« on: March 23, 2015, 12:34:04 am »
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So, over the past few days or weeks, this elf pansy has been running around "mining" and a few days he goes into a strange mood and comes out with an artifact magical sword! I tell you, he's trying to take my spot as Military Commander! This won't do at all, I need that sword and I need my position as military commander. This is why I have come up with a cunning plan... You see Mr. Diary as I have already told you I have become a carpenter in my spare time to keep away boredom, because of this I have a great control over who gets what beds, this all links back to the plan. You see, what I am going to do is tell everyone that 'endlessblaze' requires a special bed for all his hard work, this bed will be special, but in a nasty way. What will happen is that when 'endlessblaze' lies down on it a ridiculous amount of sharpened spikes will poke out and tear his flesh to shreds! After this, I will of course, appear greatly saddened and remark that the only way to make up for my shame is to take up his sword and protect the fort. And this, my dear diary, is my cunning plan.
So, over the past few days or weeks, this elf pansy has been running around "mining" and a few days he goes into a strange mood and comes out with an artifact magical sword! I tell you, he's trying to take my spot as Military Commander! This won't do at all, I need that sword and I need my position as military commander. This is why I have come up with a cunning plan... You see Mr. Diary as I have already told you I have become a carpenter in my spare time to keep away boredom, because of this I have a great control over who gets what beds, this all links back to the plan. You see, what I am going to do is tell everyone that 'endlessblaze' requires a special bed for all his hard work, this bed will be special, but in a nasty way. What will happen is that when 'endlessblaze' lies down on it a ridiculous amount of sharpened spikes will poke out and tear his flesh to shreds! After this, I will of course, appear greatly saddened and remark that the only way to make up for my shame is to take up his sword and protect the fort. And this, my dear diary, is my cunning plan.