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You're a fucking genius Tawa.

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The swindler was headed upstairs to visit his friend, the forger. The bird he passed along the way was the forger's homing vulture, which was en route to the forger's publisher to make a delivery. Unfortunately, the poor bird had to fly down the stairwell to ground level and out the open terrace since the forger's apartment had no windows. She was carrying some rolled up paper on which her owner had written the perfect end to his prized short story, what's delivery was a mission of utmost importance.

You see, the forger was very proud of this story's ending as it unabashedly mocked the last two novellas in a complete collection written by his far more successful literary rival, Condolyssa Blackburn, who had worked to expose the forger's dishonesty by high-hatting his private dealings in said novellas, of which the forger grew thirsty for revenge. This same short story would later assist the forger in framing her for a homicide.

So, the swindler in the stairwell knew of the forger's vulture, but he hated birds and went about swatting and cursing at her for flying around in the building. Though, little did the swindler realize that there was a third crook who had been hiding in the shadows of the stairwell above him. As the swindler rounded the corner and came into view, the young thief named Khan had already lept from the banister one floor up behind the swindler as he planned to knock the swindler down and take his money.

As was indicative of his inexperience, young Khan did not notice the vulture until after he lept from the banister as he was too busy marking the swindler to notice the large bird flying past him on it's way down. The sight of the dutiful bird had caused the swindler to stop and swat and curse, which completely negated Khan's calculated leap, so as he fell toward where the swindler would have been had it not been for the vulture, he joined the swindler in cursing wildly at the bird because she had single-wingedly ruined his plan.

Khan's midair cursing fit caught the attention of the swindler who sighted him, and since Khan was quite green and merely half his age, the swindler immediately began talking down to him, attempting to illustrate how feeble and worthless his attempt to swindle a swindler. Yet, as the swindler turned to continue his ascent upstairs, his pride had hindered him from noticing that Khan had successfully picked the wallet from his back pocket.

Thus, Khan's incredibly embarrassing, albeit successful, incident is now humorously referred to among his fellow con men as the "greatest con ever botched," which is far less mentally demanding than what it was formerly referred to as, which was the "condescending conned ascending con dissenting condor-sending condescending con's descending condor sending condor-sending condescending con's dissenting conte's ending condescending con-dissenting Condi's ending condescending contes ending condescending Khan's descending on dissenting conned ascending con dissenting condor-sending condescending con's descending condor sending condor-sending condescending con's dissenting conte's ending condescending con-dissenting Condi's ending condescending contes sending condescending Khan descending condescending condor-sending condescending con's descending condor sending condor-sending condescending con's dissenting conte's ending condescending con-dissenting Condi's ending condescending contes ending condescending conned ascending con's dissenting on dissenting condor-sending con's descending condor sending condor-sending condescending con's dissenting conte's ending condescending con-dissenting Condi's ending condescending contes sending condescending conned ascending con's dissenting condor-sending condescending con's descending condor sending condor-sending condescending con's dissenting conte's ending condescending con-dissenting Condi's ending condescending contes on descending condescending Khan's descending" con.

Can I get a source for that?

Quote from: woosholay on December 23, 2015, 07:13:57 am

Any good co-op/multiplayer titles that you guys can recommend?. Me and a couple of friends were looking for something to dig into. We tried Awesomenauts, Speedrunners, Risk of Rain and the like, but something more substantial would be nice. Genre doesn't really matter. (We'v been eyeing up Endless Legend, any opinions on that one would be great too).

Endless Legend isn't worth the money. The AI is criminally stupid and flagrantly cheats, but worse is the factions aren't balanced. At all. Dracons win. If there's no Dracons, Vaulters win. Cultists = snack. Traders = annoying joke faction.

It's a shame because the artwork is fantastic and the setting is awesome. Even the game mechanics aren't that bad, it's just that they didn't bother making the core systems work for shit.

I think that the last update was supposed to fix the AI.

There's probably already a thread for this. but my one's better.

Good sentiment.

First off, I thought it was bloody great. I found the characters were good and the actors acting them were good at acting. I did however find that Leia was a bit... Off, she just didn't seem to work for me, dunno why  . I also found that, although some people seem to think the opposite, that the lightsaber fights were pretty bloody good. This was mainly because the fights weren't beautifully choreographed dances between two equal opponents, they were rough and hard, the fighters in them were, for the most part, just whacking each other as hard as they could because they hadn't been trained with a lightsaber, apart from Kylo Ren of course but I honestly find the quality of his training to be dubious. On Kylo Ren, I found him to be a very good character (apart from his hair, fuck his hair) he seemed to be much wilder than Darth Vader because, you know, if he got angry he just lost his shit and started cutting stuff up with a fiery laser sword instead of choking someone for a bit and I really liked that whole sense of, shit shit shit shit this guy's insane. Anyway, that's most of my two cents.

oh yeah i saw the force awakens

...poe dameron is my goddamn husbando

He is the best character in the entire movie.

...Our money...What the hell...?
Descan this is somehow your fault

I have got an objective friend in Canada at the moment. I will ask him what your money smells like.

final fantasy X's soundtrack is $25

like wow

i wonder if there's a better way to make my point about leitmotifs

actually star wars just had a new movie and i noticed kylo ren's theme every damn time he appeared on screen, so that might make people less confused, but probably not, the kind of people who say that undertale's lazy for using leitmotifs are usually the kind who never pay attention to music in their entertainment in the first place

EDIT: oh my god i just realized that my youtube channel presents me as some sort of toby fox superfan

Use Darth Vader's theme. It's one of the most recognisable leitmotifs in existence.

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Quote from: IcyTea31 on December 17, 2015, 03:29:21 pm

I'll have to respectfully disagree with you.
Purple is love, purple is life.
Of course, all colors are beautiful in their own way, but purple is objectively better.

Purple is the superior colour. All other colours pale in comparison to its purpleness.