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Turn my attention to Lady Pir. My stabby, stabby attention.

Send your FBs to explore or something. Treat the larger two as semi-independant beings. Maybe apply for a job with the communications department. Get uprooted and move to the park. Sell Avon to Splorgians. Open up a "vegetative beings club." Ditch this alien and create a more easily mobile one. Hmm, perhaps the fault lies with me. Maybe it's time for a "traumatic event" to get things moving. I'll send flameboy99's character over when he gets back from blowing up space rocks.

Quote from: Lukeinator on August 20, 2013, 06:52:27 pm

Log on to a computer, and troll on the bay 12 forums.

[1] Unfortunately in this part of space "bay 12" is a internet collection of pedophiles. You are subsequently arrested

Huh. That's TWO crew members on the verge of getting arrested. And one on the verge of getting terrariumed. One trapped in his office with Klaxons sounding, one injured badly (by what amounted to a dog fight). One attempting to get into a fight with a bunch of space rocks and one in a library.

Gurgle in anguish. Get up and head back to my sleep pod or whatever, thanking to doctor on the way out.

(5) You are given a crutch, you fill out some forms at the front desk, and you Thank the doctor and staff for taking care of you. Since you discover that the medical facility you were taken to is in the opposite direction from your home in relation to the park, you decide to take a shuttle, which delivers you a few blocks from your quarters. The hobble home, while unpleasant, is over fairly quickly, and soon you are inside, relaxing.

Sort the stuff into it's correct places.

(3) several of your lesser FB begin the task of organizing and compiling the data.

Of course!
Pilot said scouting pods.

(2) As you mae your way eagerly to the scouting pods, you are waved back by the heavier of your two guards. It seems you still need to perform a pre-flight inspection on the pod, and set a flight plan. This second part is particularly important, as you will be navigating through a densely packed cluster of very large, moving rocks.

Find a funeral and perform the customary last dance, wherein the body is pulled out of its casket and then danced around into the arms of its spouse.

(2) Alas, you can find no funerals today. You dejectedly walk to a mausoleum instead, shuffling your feet a little as you go.

Revoke alarm if the temperature in the block is indeed safe. Then check the available stocks of lichen-like organisms.

(1+1) you narrowly avoid setting a general alarm. All temperature indicators are green though. Unfortunately, you cannot switch to the inventory screen until you disable the alarm.

Talk to my neighbor about who we thinks is going to win the championship, then got house and sleep.

(3) you and your neighbor get into a heated discussion over the championship. Apparently he favors the Silverfins. What a joke! You part company, still grumbling at each other, and stomp into your house.
(1) But you cannot sleep. Your bedchamber has been pumped dry!

I'm here because I got this nice battle skirt for Grogsmas and it seemed such a waste not to put it to use. It matcheds the earrings my uncle got me last year for Picklestide.

Which is causing me to bleed to death.

-redacted by request- A bit late, sorry.

A LITTLE HELP?! Tend my foot bleed!