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And since zombies just need food, not air, you can take your giant mutant monster to land with you.You do realize that the reason we don't have land whales is they can't move very well out of water and that means they can't eat and not because they can't breath above water right?
+1 to the -1 to the -1-1, can we at least try to survive?+2Impress TW and Snowflake with boogie skills. Dance!+1
-1 to the -1, this will probably save us.
After impressing TW and Snowflake, declare that we challenge Zero to a dance-off. The prize is our right to live but serve under Zero!
TW's nice enough that she won't kill us immediately, and Snowflake... Let's just hope Snowflake won't kill us unless TW tells him to.
Pig tails could prove to be similar to Ramie, unless races have developed the required techniques and it is hemp. Oh god, I hope it isn't like that. Someone might try to smoke it, and a stoned fortress would not be a good thing."but a drug dealing fortress in a world with an entire race of hippies is a good thing"
