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I dunno, Greatjon Umber Lastfed is last fed because he eats everything that remains.

That last name is hilarious. I can just see him eating everything.

Don't give up!  As long as there are picks there's a way.  Time to form the biggest, most elaborate, multi-layer deathtrap a dwarf has ever dreamed.  Or maybe just a 2-3 stage one with room to build more in case the first two fail.  I'd give you my most successful method but it requires an artifact door.

The fort died and it went out in a whimper. Oh i fought brought maybe 30 of the 50 something demons down which is actually pretty good. In the end though all i had left was the mayor who brought down 2 demons but not enough.

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Ummm. Did I get hoomaned? I don't seem to be on the front page.

Thanks for reminding me. You are going to be in the archer squad, soon to be formed.

Also, I hope Onyx becomes a shield-smashing badass. Learnmouth brings to mind some truly stellar mid-fight-trash-talk possibilities.

I don't really mean for the Umbers to be Nobles if they become nobles one day great but for now it is simply a bloodline.

Are there any high strength military dwarves for Greatjon Umber?

There are multiples! We have a core militia that has been training nigh-constantly for almost 9 years. I'll give you a good one, a veteran.

Now everyone, keep in mind that the "noble" houses are the ones that stemmed directly from the founders (for now). Can't have too many of them yet, it would dilute the power of the wealthy aristocracy. Nobles will be raised based on merit in the future. For instance, if ONYX, PROFESSIONAL DISTRACTION manages to kill a minotaur later today with two shields and literally no training (She hasn't even made it to her first session) she would be well on her way.

I also think I found out why no books were being written. I needed to set writing materials higher.

Can i get humaned, Hummied, Humanied i don't know.

Name: Greatjon Umber(Lets see if any of you get the reference)

Occupation: Soldier of any type in the main squad (Preferably somebody with +90 strength but if not just give me your strongest available)

Any child must be given the last name of Umber. All Umbers join the military. The current head of the family will always have the name of Greatjon Umber. The oldest living child of the Greatjon must be called Smalljon. If the oldest living child dies it will move on to the next oldest Umber of the main line. They MUST all join the military. If the Greatjon dies the Smalljon becomes the Greatjon etc. If the Umber is not the Great or Smalljon he will be called the thirdjon, forthjon, fifthjon etc.

Draltha Y U DO DIS

Dude the The Rains Castamere is my siege music because if i lose thats the result.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECewrAld3zw

Spoiler: You just had to say it (click to show/hide)

And yes, I'm sad I've yet to get any kobold visitors. ;w;

...............Honestly no words. The fact that somebody took the time to draw that astounds me yet intrigues. Seriously the dwarf fortress community is the best.