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The art in this is really, really good. It's pretty weird that it hasn'tgot that much attention. Or just a whole bunch of lurkers, I guess... one gets that a lot on the upper boards ::).

Thank you.

Y'know, that troubles me a bit. I do push aside important business for this time-consuming story, yet no-one's even telling me it's shit. There are barely enough comments to continue, though. if only there was a bit more backfeed concerning the demand...

Generally, I'd stop by now, for my report's getting in the way.

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Visit the local refuse pit, look for more trendy clothing or edibles.

After a long walk, you manage to find a local garbage dump. What a nice place.



Judging by the first look, the closest container is somewhat picked. You proceed with a search anyway, who knows, you might actually find something of use-



"Hey! You there!"

Uh-oh.



"This is our pile. Piss off, or else!"

Skulkers.




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Do we have any reason to demand extra? We are immortal, with no need to eat or sleep, no known experience or skills, and questionable loyalties.

Eh, really? Unfortunately, you're not from a dwarven dime novel.

Goblins usually don't need much to survive, and are somewhat good at withstanding cold and lack of nutriment or drinks, yet... Not that good.



Haggle a bit; ask for 45 coppers. We do have a cheerful and trendy appearance, after all, which is useful when selling.

You ask the butcher for some additional coppers since your charisma levels are outstanding.

"Huh, can't pay you more than forty-two. If you're okay with that, come to my shop tomorrow at 8am. Now, if you'll excuse me... Have a nice evening".



You must have made a good impression.

What's now?


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I believe it was his basement, not the whole house.

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The banshee's screams should be a non-issue now that we have 60 dwarves. They'll definitely cripple us, but good management should prevent the fortress from stalling completely.

I think Mon said that they (??? it occurs to me that I'm not actually sure of Monitor Lisard's gender) closed the gates and the fisherdwarf was just lingering in an outer tunnel or something. The Spawn might have just been heading into the tunnel to pick him off, Armok willing.


Concerning the tunnel, it was sealed by Flame with a solid stone wall, but the invaders keep lurking inside, far from the reach zone of the Greater Spawn (who do not care even).

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Finally, our soldiers are doing something else than gathering around some profecient dude to stare at him or loitering all day. I hope we'll soon be able to equip them with proper uniform or something.

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Look at them go! What grace, what unparalled might!... Eh, looks blundering as heck. I bet they're feeling awkward now.

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Found a report on some "master thief" visiting our grounds recently. Really, was anything stolen? No? Then somebody might have made up all this "banshee ninjas" bullshit.

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Some guy went all secretive and started hauling shit to one of the mechanics workshop. Alright, I hope he makes something usable, at very least.

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He's got a like a ton o'materials over there. I wonder what he's making with two obsidian boulders.

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Whoah, that's something neat. We could probably make a nice lever out of it and place it in king's bedroom.

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Again, even more minotaur-conducted atrocities. Do they really find it aesthetically beautiful? They probably do. Looks totally badass anyway.
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More spawn are said to roam the depth... Who knows. Anyone's willing to find out if it's true or not? Stop spreading panic rumours, really.
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It's time to prospect for more metals... Our militia's fully equipped with weapons, but we're short on proper steel armor. Gotta did for more iron ore.

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There it is. Hematite, we do need more of it. Keep searching!

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Oh, uh... I dunno how this happened. Let's butcher it.

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Huh, you want to keep it? Sure, whatever. At least, he's not bent on "polishing his Woody" like some military dudes in training are.
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Populace's rising steadily. Good to hear that.

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What? Someone's fighting the fisherdude again? Let me check this out... Oh no.
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Oh no. OH NO!
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Wait, more are coming?

FUCK. ME.


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Gah, they're filling up the corridor! Fisherguy's got smashed real fast, they're feasting on his corpse. WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!


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I know! We're training... The militia... A lot. Fuck!

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Well, that doesn't bother me anyway. It's the second of Granite, 2016, and you know what it means. Yeat, it means that my tour of duty has ended, so I don't have to take care of all that shit any more. Now I'm finding my successor, telling them the good news and getting myself a mug of plump helmet mulled wine. Yeah, sounds good enough.



[OOC: Uploading the save real soon.

Update: Here it is.

http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11929]

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Well, at least someone's reversing the trend of everyone getting killed.

Turn List;

Taupe


[TREND REVERSAL INTENSIFIES]

How quickly the tide turns

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Oh boy, that's quite a stand-off! I wonder- Did he just chicken?

Come on, stand up and fight, you fish-reeking goon!


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Yeah, come on, charge 'em! Tear those witches a new one!

*crunch*


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Whoah, that looks... brutal. I kinda feel sorry for them. They knew what they were going for, though.

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OH ARMOK NO!

FUCK!

MY EARS!

Their screams are horrible!

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While the fisherguy's running around freaking out, more banshees join the fight! Also, screw you, Muthkat. Nobody cares about your bracelets, not even the king. He's more into scepters, you know.

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Keep punching! Man, what a sight to see.


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Two on the ground, writhing in pain, more to go!... Probably.

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Oh shit, they're smarter than that. Now they're collectively bitching at him from the safe distance.


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One of them dudes stumbled upon the merchants. Guards bash them swiftly. The invaders are starting to flee... They might not be going too far, though.

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We've officially hit a mark of 60 beards!... Once again.

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Uh, Limerick, could you... Wear something... please? I kinda feel uncomfortable when somebody comes to my office dressed like that.

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Yay! More dwarves!

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The hotel probably has a dress code, which we are quite unable to heed, so let's check out the butcher's shop.
The hotel probably has a dress code, which we are quite unable to heed, so let's check out the butcher's shop.
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Butcher shop it is!

...It took you quite some time to figure out where the butcher's shop. Market was completely empty at that time, but eventually you saw the signbord. You approached the door and knocked on it.



The butcher seemed somewhat displeased with having to deal with a late visitor. Anyway, he let you in.



"Aright, so you want that job... What do we got here? You're selling the meat, I'm paying you 80 francs in weekly wages, or 40 coppers if you want it like that. Deal?".


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So, we're carefully bringing in the materials this night and... Wait, did someone just go- Taupe!? TAUPE! Argh!

Hold back! Hold back!


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Despite all the troubles and general stupidity of some of the residents, we managed to erect a proper barrier... It'll hold off some unwanted elements, at least for a while. Might I also mention that captain Flame did a fine job building it. I say, two sensible women can turn this fort into something worthy of His Majesty's presence.

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Somebody should really look into Aban's wounds... I know it ought to be me, yet I hardly have spare time for my medical duties. Anyone, please? I got a shitton of paperwork to do... I'm sure his insurance will cover the expences.

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Man, I wish I could help him at the moment. He's just lying there, drinking his ale... On the other hand, he might be the happiest beard in the fortress.

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Alright, yet another guy, a soldier this time, desided to clarify his name. There you go, Gimmick. You'll have to sign these papers first.

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Y'know, our militia could always use more bling. In fact, we're pretty low on many materials save presious metals. That's something notable.


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This guidebook on fortress sanitation says that walking around in tatters isn't good. Even the king's compelled to wearing rags. We have to do something.

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I've got a report ov'r here that mentions some merchants arriving recently... What merchants? Who the fuck even considers visiting this place anymore?

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Time to harvest the crops!

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I'm hearing something... Weird. Somethin... Familiar. Oh no.

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A group of banshees came in, probably willing to plunder the caravan leftovers.

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Oh. Their commander has just run right into... Him.

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IIRC 34.11 had a bug where injured dwarves would stop creating Recover Wounded jobs after a bit if they were interrupted a bunch, or something (I'm only like 50% sure about this).

He is recovered, though. As mentioned earlier, Lis had managed to snatch the wounded guy right under from mutant's nose. Poor dude's stuck in the bed, and nobody's willing to diagnose him.

You could always engineer some way to re-injure him.

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Alright, I managed to seal the tunnel. Everyone keeps ignoring the wounded miner, even though the jobs are at max... Is there anything I can do?

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You know what? We only got 5 migrants, alright? That fisherworker... He's dead. He's so fucking dead. They're so wiping him out of existence with a single fucking precise swipe of they huge fucking claws.

I'm ordering everyone inside.


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He is not coming. A cloud of red mist consumed him entirely. We're screwed, lads.

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We're not done yet, though. If we seal the gates properly-

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Mastercrasher? What is His Majesty's nephew- SOMEBODY GET HIM BACK!

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CRASHER! YOU PIECE O'CRAP! AS AN OVERSEER, I AM FUCKING CONSCRIPTING INTO THE MILITIA AND ORDERING YOU BACK INTO THE FORTRESS! I SWEAR, I'M EXAMINING YER BACKSIDE-

(OOC: fucks given by on break dwarves about burrows: 0)

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Alright, he's back! But the mutant dude...


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Guess what saved us from debacle! An alpaca! Thank Armok for creating them.


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Shit, he's armed! And he didn't forget how to shoot things... Gotta be extra careful.

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Out-fucking-standing, Thikud. Just the time for that piece of yours. We'll check it out later, alright?
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Argh, why the fuck? Why is there a miner in that corridor? I told them to get back in, not to-

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You know what, I don't care anymore. I'm bringing him back even if it will be the end of me. I am a fucking doctor. I help dwarves... COVER ME! I'M GOING IN!

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Alright... I pulled it. Don't know, how. That mountain of muscles must be scared of the alpaca. Now we have to seal the passage as close to the surface as possible. I hope that fisher dude won't be much of a trouble anymore.

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What, again? Ugh, you gotta keep the old man happy. I wonder what is it this time...

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More maces. And more shields. And scepters. And shields. And maces. Who the heck needs maces when you got fuckton-meter tall thick-skinned abominations up yer ass... The king's bent on maces. And shields.

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At very least, he doesn't look so mad anymore. Guess who's not getting hanged soon? Yep, that's probably me. I am a great Overseer. I am good at... Overseeing. Right.

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What a... Nuisance. His name sounds much like Dauntless Duck's... Were they brothers or sumthin'?

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Great. Old Erib's about to send him back to Armok. I admit, His Majesty's does a lot of oddjobs here. I guess, that's why he's in charge.


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Uhm... Wait, what? Migrants?! Oh shit, what do I do, what do I do?!

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From this obsevation post of mine, I can see them pretty clearly... Please, hang on dudes! We're coming!


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I don't see any Spawn around, but I can hear them fighting with some scary cave beast. Good, that might give us some time to organise the rescue.

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Signalling them to move to the Northern airlock. No idea so far on how it works, I guess I'll have to figure it out...

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Assembling the squad together in case shit goes... Well, I don't think they'll be able to hold it off in that case. Just for a couple of minutes, maybe.

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Wait, what is that guy doing? I thought everything out there on the top was forbidden from picking up...

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Uh-oh.

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I wish I heard of this earlier.

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