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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: War of the Crusading Lords
« on: June 08, 2010, 11:30:05 am »
((Orders: Attack the city at the same time as Drake's men.))

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: War of the Crusading Lords
« on: June 05, 2010, 01:41:20 pm »
Alexis moves east once more and, if possible, besieges the enemy city of enemies. kills all heathens.

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I think Jetsquirrel's making a new record for insanity here. -11/6? That's rather impressing. I'm retroactively making it achievement-worthy.

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Round 14:

Turn Complete.

New Option Unlocked! Gameswitch 1: Realism

Also updated the post interface a bit.

Hey, it's vacation time! Rejoice!

Frelock II: Mental Heal: Flagrarus
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Tarran: Consume Substance: Mysterious Substance
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Paranatural: Change Option
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Flagrarus: Lunatic Action
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Kagus: Collect Material: Drop Pod Fragments
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Errol: No Action
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Events in The Waiting Room:
Mikko: No Action
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Jetsquirrel II: Lunatic Action
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Achievement Unlocked! "Slightly Unstable"
Reach a small degree of mental insanity.

Reward Unlocked! Coloured Map

RedWarrior0: Perform Declaration: "Possessed Plan =/= Evil"
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Inteuniso: Lunatic Action
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Knight85: No Action
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Poltifar: Divide By Zero
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Pre-Waiting List:
8. PopeRichardCorey
9. Ragnarok97071
10. Acanthus II
11. Lonewolf
12. Wolfchild
13. Thief^
14. Sysice

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: War of the Crusading Lords
« on: June 05, 2010, 10:29:46 am »
"My lord! We are under attack!"

The messenger had broken the peaceful atmosphere of Alexis's meal. He rose angrily from his roasted chicken and apple halves, and walked briskly to his sword, which hung in it's sheath on one of the tent walls.

"What's going on?"
"Saracan bandits, sir! It's an ambush!"
"Well let's take care of it, then."

Alexis unsheathed his sword and hurried to the tent door, only to be knocked back by another intruder. The guards immediately surrounded the mystery assailant, who turned out to be another of the Duke's soldiers.

"My lord," he stammered, "we- the attack is over, sir."
"What? Already?"
"Your lieutenants were am- amazingly successful, sir."

Alexis sheathed his sword and walked outside. Around the camp the ground was spotted with corpses.

"How many did we lose, Private?"
"I don't know, sir. But probably a lot: we got ambushed pretty bad."

In the end it turned out not a single Occidental man had died. The Saracan bandits, grossly misjudging the size of the Ducal party, had been completely obliterated. While the victory meant little in strategic terms, as bandits of all nationalities filled the landscape like a festering blight, it did much to raise the morale and self-confidence.

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Wonderful choice.

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I change the <New Players Are Dropped Off At Earth Base> setting.

In Which Direction do you change the setting?

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Round 13:

Frelock: Explained Abscence
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Errol: Probe Nasal Cavity
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Paranatural: Examine Gameswitch #1
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Kagus: Faciliate Probing: Errol's Nasal Cavity
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New Rule Discovered! Help Rolls Require A Success And Then A Help Roll That Is Divided By 2.

Flagrarus: Lunatic Action
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New Rule Discovered! A 2 in a Lunatic Action will harm mentally

Tarran: Apply Mysterious Substance: Self
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Events in The Waiting Room:
Mikko: Lunatic Action
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Jetsquirrel II: Lunatic Action
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RedWarrior0: Plan: Aggress Reality
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Inteuniso: Lunatic Action
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Knight85: No Action
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Poltifar: Educate Self: Satellite Sundering
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: War of the Crusading Lords
« on: June 03, 2010, 09:08:44 am »
((Alexis, in a surprise move, continues his journey east.))

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Round 12:

Funnily enough all people in the waiting room are doing either a lunatic action [3], no action [2] or their entry [1].

Kagus: Facilitate Actions Of Proximate Colleagues: Entertainment
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Tarran: Spatter Frelock: Mysterious Substance
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Flagrarus: Arrive
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Paranatural: Move North [1]
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New Rule Discovered! Gameswitches Exist

Frelock: Accept Spattering: Mysterious Substance
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Errol: No Action
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Events in The Waiting Room:
Mikko, Jetsquirrel II, RedWarrior0, Inteuniso, Knight85: Attend Strange Event
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New Rule Discovered! A 1 In A Lunatic Action Will Harm Both Physically And Mentally

Poltifar: Perform Nerdy Entry
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Pre-Waiting List:
8. PopeRichardCorey
9. Ragnarok97071
10. Acanthus II
11. Lonewolf
12. Wolfchild

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: War of the Crusading Lords
« on: May 31, 2010, 02:44:00 pm »
((I continue my actions.))

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: War of the Crusading Lords
« on: May 30, 2010, 01:05:42 pm »
((For the next, uh, few turns Alexis is gonna move east along after having equipped his troops.

With that settled there will be more time for text.))

"Halt, men!"

A murmur spread through the ranks. Marching through the hilly ground was hard enough as it were, and another interruption from that Duke guy surely didn't help.

"We are turning back. We head to Home Rocke."

The men were in disbelief. What was the pompous git talking about?

"I notice you are incredulous, soldiers. But take my word, this march will be worth it. A loyal man of the King and upholder of the Church has decided to favour us with the gift of fine horses. Our benefactor has already sent them to our mighty citadel, where they merely await us!"

Approval made it's way through the army, if one could call it that. Even though the men were annoyed to the brink of rage by the impossibly twisty and fancy way their commander talked, they could appreciate something to easen their travels. So they marched.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: War of the Crusading Lords
« on: May 29, 2010, 01:35:23 pm »
I move another tile eastwards back to the city. That's about it.

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Round 11:

Dragnar: Arrive
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Achievement Unlocked! "Oh, man."
Make the GM feel pity.

Paranatural: Attack Moon: Tumbleweed Howitzer
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Frelock: Comfort Lover: Paranatural
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Kagus: Enhance Accessory: Multicolor Afro Of Prophecy
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Tarran: Create Mutagen
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Errol: Arrive
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Events in The Waiting Room:
Flagrarus: Lunatic Action
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Mikko: Mental Attack: Meeting Waiting Room
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Jetsquirrel II: Become Class: Poet
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RedWarrior0: Lunatic Action
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Inteuniso: Perform Triumphant Entry
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Knight85: Perform Regular Entry
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Pre-Waiting List:
7. Poltifar
8. PopeRichardCorey
9. Ragnarok97071
10. Acanthus II
11. Lonewolf

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: War of the Crusading Lords
« on: May 28, 2010, 03:42:47 pm »
Alexis kicked a broken dagger into one of the corners of his new mess hall. His troops - peasant recruits - were still too occupied with training to have time to finish up cleaning the mess the Duke had created when retaking the city. As he mulled over his new orders, Alexis felt growingly uneasy. While he was happy about the powerful Occidental presence in the north, he feared the new and ambitious generals might soon resort to in-fighting. It was also impossible to know how organized these saracens were: they could reunite at any moment. While the recent victories were very inspiring, the Duke felt the war against the saracens would only begin getting more difficult from now on.

But that would be later. Today they would march.

[A unit is raised, and Alexis moves with his army east, to (-4, -6).]

Alexis sighed. This was going to take a long, long time...

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