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Likot runs into the Chief Inquisitor's office.
-Your Holiness!
-Call me Mate, Likot, I know you from before we came into this fort.
-Mate, there's some foul stench coming from Mecha Techno territory. Maybe the undead are back.
-The undead? Dark One is dead, there can't be!
-Then what is it?
-Maybe dead crundles and... Oh, no.
-What?
-If those crazy crundle-lovers are leaving their dead crundles to rot so that other crundles eat them, the crundles eating their rotten brothers may get sick and die, expanding sickness throught the fort!
-What should we do, then?
-Send some of our guys into their territory. Well armed. Kill as many crundles as you are able to and burn them. We can't risk the fort.
-What if we are spotted by someone?
-Don't kill dwarves. Knock them unconcious if necessary, but if they sound the alarm, you escape from their territory.
-As you command.

Cute little kobold child: look up in terror from further around the corner then Holt could see and cower in terror.

Reg and Holt: Murder the cute kobold child.

I feel your pain m8 888

I'll sig that.
You have no choice on the matter, I will.

So, mate888 want to have another war?

We never started the first one, but sure!

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Journal of Mate the 888th, Chief Inquisitor
AAAAAAAAAAAARGH! THE FUCKING CRUNDLES ARE EVERYWHERE! WHY WOULD ANYONE EVER THINK ABOUT PUTTING THEM IN A PIT?!
LITTLE COCKROACHES!

-Kulet!
-Yes?
-You see those crundles roaming about the fort?
-Yes...
-Gather a group of people and kill every single one of them.
-Is there any reason for it?
-They are annoying.
-That's a valid reason, but won't that piss off Techno Xan?
-Kulet.
-Yes?
-Shut up and work. Kill the crundles or I'll burn you.
-*sigh* Yes, sir.

Holy mother of God.

I'll just post here so that the thread is not lost under tons of other threads.

… That sounds vaguely sexual.

I will burn every single crundle in the fortress during my next turn only because of that phrase.

...I didn't even know termites had skulls.

They don't... Don't tell her that, though, she may come back.

And goes on, to create a shrine over the collapsed section of cavern.

Kobold cult?
WE ARE DOOMED!
Eh, I can always hint everything toward MechaTechno, in fact I will.