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Quote from: Meph on October 03, 2014, 08:05:39 am

Unpopular opinion: Mine is olivine. Its magmasafe and you dont see vomit on it.

My fave is olivine because green.

Vomit in the Mayday graphics set is blue for some reason though.

Plump helmets have that strange property. They also make your poop blue.

So I was on break and this came to my mind, so I decided to post it here:

Read it while hearing this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw

And here it is:
Set fire to your place
Poke a stick at your hammerer
Bring here 2 cats, kill FPS
Loose your shiny stuff to some kobold thefts
Fun ways to die, so many fun ways to die
Fun ways to di-i-i-e so many fun ways to die
Get your brains out with a sock
Do your own water pumping stuff work
Teach yourself how to mine
Leave a week-old corpse to rot on the dining hall
Fun ways to die, so many fun ways to die
Fun ways to di-i-i-e so many fun ways to die
Invite some were-kitten inside
Let a goblin take you on a ride
Put your levers on a very wrong place
Use your drowning chambers as a hiding place
Fun ways to die, so many fun ways to die
Fun ways to di-i-i-e so many fun ways to die
Keep a unicorn as a pet
Sell all your food to the human trade(ers)
Go to hunt giant sponge and stuff
I wonder, should I press this lever now? Nah, I'm on break
Fun ways to die, so many fun ways to die
Fun ways to di-i-i-e so many fun ways to die
Go out gather wood during elf trade season
Disturb a necromancer for no good reason
Stand on the edge of an underground chasm
Try to avoid that beast that has been long forgotten
Run aroun to mine adamantium. Just to release an unbrearable evil!
Funniest ways to die
Funniest ways to die
Funniest ways to di-i-i-ie
So many fun
So many fun ways to die

Be safe around caves. A message from the Montuainhomes.

Quote from: evictedSaint on October 16, 2014, 01:47:06 am

Or a hospitable hospital?

Hospital sorry.

Maybe you could just put her on a table and cut off the bleeding limbs!
That will stop the bleeding, right?

Urist cancels waiting till the end of the world is triggered: Dangerous terrain (x ∞)
And then the computer explodes.
WWUD if he was on dangerous terrain?

God, after being trapped in the dungeon of a very evil monster called Real Life, it's quite good to see that I didn't missed many updates.
_{please dont kill me for saying that}

Quote from: Sheo on September 20, 2014, 08:06:05 pm

As long as we compromise never to befriend a goblin, we have a deal.

I sure hope his wife isn't eaten by warring elves.

So long as said goblin isn't wearing a Santa Hat and polka dress, uses a pair of scissors as a weapon, and speaks French, we have a deal.

Can't be just hate on kobolds and be friends?

Go  aimlessly accusing everyone in the fort of being a night creature, until the vampire confesses, because everyone knows that vampires can't lie.
WWUD if he was a werelemur?