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No idea. Perhaps he is watching us, since he updated the quotes section. Or he is plotting my downfall since I killed and ate him

Journal of Saber Idarban Elbelsoloz Zan, Godslayer:
25th of Galana, 271

Voidspawn ambush outside. Sending dwarves to defend.

So apparently the voidspawn burned themselves to retreat. The fires are raging outside the walls and inside and they trapped Baelor outside.
Oh great they are coming back for seconds.
They caught wind of Baelor and are chasing him around the fires. We are rushing to help. Ulborb and the newly arrived Ringo charged ahead to save Baelor. I think I saw Ringo wielding Langguked.
Hopefully he can use it well.

1st of Limestone
We finished the Voidspawn off today with minimal causalities. Me, Ulborb, Ringo, Prosnorkulus, and Microblighted were the only ones who got there in time, but that was enough.
Baelor only suffered mental trama from this. Damn that girl can dodge
The only dwarf that was lost was an unclaimed vessel.
All in all, a very successful defense. The fires are still raging outside, but that's a minor inconvenience.

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---------------People I redorfed-------------------
CaptianMcClellan as Ringo (Hope you like hammers)
And Grombardrim (I misspelled it the first time, but I fixed it ingame)

Journal of Saber Idarban Elbelsoloz Zan, Godslayer:
25th of Malachite, 271

I'm laughing so hard its difficult to write. She is chasing a Water buffalo it seems. Time to put the dog down.

Blast, she left before anyone could get there. I would've liked to hang her pelt on my wall. You know, because why not? Meanwhile, Josh the Hawk's situation isnt looking very well. She is still stuck in here hole, hunting for vermin that arent there, and she, nor the miners, will dig her out. I'm not the one to blame if she dies of starvation.

Oh wait, Urist Mckiller dug her out. Hooray.

In other news, I disbanded Chaosmaker's squad and put him in charge of the Fortress guard and gave him some new recruits. I have a strange feeling we will need the guard soon. Oh and I also ordered Aseaheru to be thrown to the forgotten beasts. So far its only running away.

5th of Galana, 271
Great, another useless item. And Deler is dead. He survived the voidspawn, but he couldnt outrun hunger.
I was right. Darn it all. I'm still tramatized about the whole eating Anima thing, but I SWEAR to Armok, I saw him near the beacon. This could be bad for me.

And the human caravan is here. Ehhh, why not? Better than the elves.

14th of Galana, 271
The moody dwarf is finally building something. Lets wait and see how useless it is. I'm betting a couple barrels of beer that it will be useless.
Well, if it was made out of voidspawn bone, i'd lose my beer.

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Journal of Saber Idarban Elbelsoloz Zan, Godslayer:
10th of Malachite, 271

You know, this doesnt solve the problem.
I can already feel Anima's poltergeist trying to murder me. Anyway, around here, things get done. But not the right things. For example, Deler the miner is STILL stuck inside a cage, waiting to be freed, but NOBODY is trying to save him, but they give him FOOD AND WATER for Terry's sake.

13th of Malachite, 271
How in the hell did she get stuck in there. Gods damn it all. I've ordered the miners to dig her a way out, though I doubt they will get there in time.
I WONDER WHY.

I took a stroll to let off some anger when suddenly I see Kyh sleeping in her room, apparently having a nightmare, and I ALSO see a male figure standing over her with an aura of some kind of magic forming around them. I drew my sword and approached the room, but the haunt disappeared before I got to him. Kyh awoke and told me that she was being tormented by her spouse in her nightmares. She says she is fine, but I worry that haunt will break her, and we have enough problems already.

20th of Malachite, 271
OH MY GODS. I was eating a particularly good piece of meat when SUDDENLY someone tells me its VOIDSPAWN meat. When I question the butcher, she told me she had found out a nice recipe for voidspawn meat. When I look inside, I see ANIMARYTAK'S BUTCHERED CORPSE INSIDE THE DAMN SHOP.
Not only did I KILL Anima, I ATE him. I feel like an elf now. I'm going to go take a bath. And eat the soap.

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I havent redorfed anyone yet, but soon I shall.

This time, I was positive I wouldn't die some terrifying death. I mean, broker, they don't get even remotely close to ancient horrors, right?

Pls redorf as someone more durable.


By the way, how the hell did I end up fighting a forgotten beast?

Well you apparently were a miner, and I needed to mine a couple squares, so you obliged. Read below to see how you "fell" into a pickle.

Weren't you part of the operation to drop parts of the ceiling onto the FBs?

Who, SanDiego? .-.

HAH.

If I'm reading that correctly, while he was trying to set up the ceiling drops, he found out the hard way that the FB had a projectile blast attack, and it looks like SanDiego dodged it like a true dorf: right off the ledge.

Exactly. Our little Lanami had shot a deadly glob projectile at SanDiego, causing him to dodge off the edge. When Lanami did that, Big Bad Baru closed in for the kill, landing a punch on his skull. What I find funny is Baru is basically a T-rex, so his arms should be tiny, yet he falcon-punched Diego in the face.

I just realized: Plumpy is trying to make us friends with everyone by urging us up. Big social circles ease up tantrum spirals.

He's setting everyone up for a tantrum spiral, so he and his conspirators will not have to lift a finger to destroy the dwarves.

Well, obviously the bad things I'm referring to are B̻͖̯̔ͬ͗̃͛̆̾̕͘A̝͙̝̲͈̫̘͓͛͑̌͛͌ͩḐ̦̹̝̭̝̲ͫ̄̚ ͦͭͭͬ͏͍̼̣̹̟̹͚͟Ț̸̱̦̱ͤ̎̎̾̌ͦ̈́ͦH̡͇̤͓̳̩̬̠̥͛ͪ̀ͅḬ̸̢̜͕̟̘̀͛͝N͉̮̲̥̝̯̥͉̾̋ͫ͢G̨̀̀ͣ҉̗͖̬̤̬̀S̴̖͓͕͙ͣͥ̾̍ͥͪ̄ by Murdermachines standards.

Only time shall tell. The fort will probably be raped by the FB's down under soon.

A father's graduation present to his son?

Terry- YoU'Ve BeEn A vErY GOOD bOy, AnImA, sO hEre'S a SLADE WARHAMMER, noW go FUCK oFf.