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That patriarch put the moves on Anima, flashing its jiggly bits at him. Anima was so aroused that he wanted to make love to it. But then, the other dwarfs saved Anima from becoming a Void daddy by killing the patriarch before foreplay could occur. Many years later, Anima will be haunted by dreams of what could have been with the patriarch, and will forever grieve his departed lover.

Death isn't an excuse here! If you're dead - regroup, come back and go on with your job!

By far, that is the truest thing of murdermachines.

And here comes someone to test that axe on. Or any other weapon.

Who are we sending to kill the beast?

We must be careful. Who knows if that Beast has a syndrome equal to or deadly than the beast who poisoned the egg roasts.
Send a dog or something to see what its made of.

So I'm in command of Terry, who apparently is a nudist.

In the third screenshot, is that child stuck in the wall?

Murdermachines. It explains itself.

Also, yeah, Peregarrett has an amazing ability to pick the right Dorf for us, doesn't he?

Indeed. Also, isn't Peregarrett a chick?

Checked the Dorfing list and, peregarrett, You were BUSY. ._.

Well, Terry's not bound by oath during his turn...

Wait, TERRY gets a turn???

I... swear that wasn't me. I've been baking scones for Cthulu-senpai.

So in the end, Cthulu beats even Terry.