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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Funniest Names
« on: April 13, 2014, 08:01:39 pm »
"Can Doom Save the World" a book written by a necromancer.
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Everyone who cannot swim will melt. Dwarves can't swim. Therefore, all dwarves melt.All dwarves melt. Ice melts. All dwarves are made of ice.
Our machop has truant as it's abilityWow. I thought we might get something bad, but I didn't think it would be THAT bad.
I read a news article on the word "bossy" being banned in schools because it is demeaning towards women.I've seen that. Apparently the people who think that either don't understand the difference between being a leader and being bossy, or don't understand that men can be called bossy too.
Wut?
Women still get paid less than men for the same jobNo, they aren't. The "wage gap" comes from men being more likely to have higher paying jobs. Besides, if they could pay women less for doing the same job as men, why would they hire men in the first place?
Where's the Megaman from Captain N the Game Master?WatSpoiler (click to show/hide)
YOUR HEAD SAILS OFF IN AN ARK! THE ARK LATER ESTABLISHES A COLONY IN ALPHA CENTAURI, AND YOUR HEAD IS DISPLAYED ON A PIKE AS A REMINDER OF THE OLD WORLD.
Therefore, blood is a kind of maple syrup.