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You talk to the iron elemental.
Impet: Hello?
Iron elemental: What business do you have here, golem?
Impet: My name's Impet, and this is Wimpleaf.
Wimpleaf: Hi.
Impet: We're here because we heard that a stone that granted wishes was somewhere in this dungeon.
Iron elemental: Well, if there is anything like that here, I haven't seen it. Kelvyr might have though.
Wimpleaf: Who's Kelvyr?
Iron elemental: He's some dwarf who just showed up here all of the sudden one day. Nobody knows why he came here. He lives a few floors down.

By the time one can ask if something is on Youtube, it is generally on Youtube.

Good point.

7. I didn't expect to get that good of a score.

┌───────┐
│.......│
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│.....E.│
└───────┘
You enter the room on the left, and see an iron elemental!

I had a really weird dream a few days ago. In it, this guy who I used to know, but hadn't seen for like 5 years showed up at my house. He said he found this really cool video game. He showed it to me, and it looked like some bizarre hybrid of Pac-Man and Mario 64. He gave me the game and then just left for no reason. He left the game with me, so I decided to play it. The game would constantly switch between first-person and 3rd-person views for some reason. My character (who looked sort of like a green version of QBert) spawned in the middle of a forest. Something seemed sort of off about the forest, but I couldn't tell what. I wandered through the forest, and found what looked like a robot. I talked to the robot, and it said something about going on a camping trip. Then, the robot ran off into a cave. I decided to follow it, and found a weird looking plant. The plant looked sort of like a large apple with a bunch of tiny trees glued on to it. Then, the game changed from 3D into 2D, an my character was teleported to a desert. I headed to the right, and a bunch of birds came flying at me. Before they could touch me, I phased through the floor. I ended up in some underground room, and heard a loud noise. Then, the dream ended.

I am a 124-year-old man named Pooplord Zoosmell.

Behold, the deep sea hatchetfish: http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/0/4/6/3046.jpg?v=1
Also, the abyssal sea cucumber: http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/0/4/7/3047.jpg?v=1

http://black-cat16-stamps.deviantart.com/art/Support-401837481
I can't even describe how dumb this is.