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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Demongate: Main Character Deaths Make Good Storylines!
« on: July 19, 2014, 09:53:12 pm »
"Doop a Doop a Doop! CARRYING A ROTTEN CORPSE REALLY SUCKS ELF TWIG, BUT I GOT TO DO IT BECAUSE ITS MY JOB!!" Hmm it's already been 2 weeks since the last overseer retired, wonder who take over and become the newest madman?
"OIII, You hauler!"
Arh what now. "Yes sir?"
"Guess what dungstick you 'er the new overseer since you have the next overseers body. SO HAPPY DAY FOR YOU!"
"SHIIIIIITcycle."
Week later.
WELL FUCK! ARH what do I do now I'm stuck in this job soon to be crazy? "Stop your complaining and use your new set of power for your own self"
*EXHALEEEE* "Now I'm already crazy so I'm hearing voices... that was really fast. NOOO YOU IDIOT IT MEAN THE GOD DAMM GEM.
*Pulls out the soul gem* ".......Huh so what are you my broken psyche, or my deep dark desires." NOO YOU"ER NOT CRAZY, I'm that dead guys mind trap in this gem and now I need your help with freeing my self. SO shut the fuck up and start listening to my advice unless you want to end up dead with everybody else OKAY?!
".....MEH why not better then being a hauler. "Okay hears the first thing you have to do."
"OIII, You hauler!"
Arh what now. "Yes sir?"
"Guess what dungstick you 'er the new overseer since you have the next overseers body. SO HAPPY DAY FOR YOU!"
"SHIIIIIITcycle."
Week later.
WELL FUCK! ARH what do I do now I'm stuck in this job soon to be crazy? "Stop your complaining and use your new set of power for your own self"
*EXHALEEEE* "Now I'm already crazy so I'm hearing voices... that was really fast. NOOO YOU IDIOT IT MEAN THE GOD DAMM GEM.
*Pulls out the soul gem* ".......Huh so what are you my broken psyche, or my deep dark desires." NOO YOU"ER NOT CRAZY, I'm that dead guys mind trap in this gem and now I need your help with freeing my self. SO shut the fuck up and start listening to my advice unless you want to end up dead with everybody else OKAY?!
".....MEH why not better then being a hauler. "Okay hears the first thing you have to do."
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