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Messages - BlitzDungeoneer

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Roll To Dodge / Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« on: May 26, 2014, 05:34:24 am »
Summon a lesser demon. Bind him to my service.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Fate Weavers: A test campaign
« on: May 26, 2014, 05:29:22 am »
Turn 03: Oh Shit!
Before anyone can start fighting, the gangsters realise exactly who they were starting a fight with, and promptly vacate the place before a fight can start. The bartender looks at you gratefully, and offers you a free drink for your help.
What do you do?
Spoiler: Characters (click to show/hide)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Artifacts: A suggestion game
« on: May 26, 2014, 04:18:11 am »
Spoiler: Artifact (click to show/hide)

You're vaguely aware of the passage of time while in that plastic bag. It's your last day, when suddenly-
"Heh. This'll go for a lot on the market."
Since he picked you up, you are able to see through his senses. You know he's alone, so you turn the bag into gold.
"Whoa! How'd that happen?"
What do you do?
LE 1/100 indefinite.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Welcome to PKA!: Need Players!
« on: May 26, 2014, 03:42:50 am »
You would he correct in the assumption that it's in the middle of the desert.
As for people, they're basically people who don't support either side, and support him instead.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« on: May 26, 2014, 12:33:23 am »
Wand of Poking A wand that when the user attempts to cast a spell, creates the sensation of being poked in the area of the body the wand is pointed at.

Cape of Manliness A red cape that when worn, forces the wearer to don strangely-shaped shades, shout at people demanding them to tell them who they think they are and spout vaguely-sensical speeches about manhood. And wander around with no shirt.
I see what you did there.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« on: May 26, 2014, 12:29:08 am »
Wake up. Gather demon-summoning supplies.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Fate Weavers: A test campaign
« on: May 25, 2014, 04:23:21 pm »
((I believe you are, yes. So now we're just waiting on Scapheap.))

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((Yeah, but I said door. And how would I climb onto an opposite balcony? Oh wait. I'm a ninja. They did shit like this all the time.))
Blitz climbs up onto the opposite balcony using his amazing ninja skills. That is to say, he used his new ritual knife."I see another door. Hey, Hugo, should I open them doors?"

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((So, can I open the door?))

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: May 25, 2014, 03:38:28 pm »
Granted. It's in the Arctic. You don't survive long.

I wish I controlled the threads of fate.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« on: May 25, 2014, 03:30:22 pm »
Sword of Cleaver-cutting: A sword that is only able to damage cleavers.
Axe of Decapitation: An axe that decapitates the wielder.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: May 25, 2014, 03:26:50 pm »
Granted. Then somebody cheats and you die, but are not beaten.

I wish I was invincible.

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"Nah, I think I'll go by myself."
Blitz begins to open the door to the next room.

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"Huh. So, what so I do now? Can I go to the next room, or?"

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