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Since OceanSoul has vanished to god-knows-where...


Vayerin Rinfield
You attempt to stab the man right in the back of his neck. [6 +1] And you do a DAMN good job, despite facing a huge amount of resistance, you shove it all the way through, before pulling it back out and flourishing it fancily to flick the blood off. [Spandex Dude: 5] You notice, however, that he isn't quite dead yet. You give him, at best, a 'turn' or two to live, whatever those are. He tries to say something, but it doesn't work, since, y'know, you did quite the number on his throat and all.

[3 vs 3-1] He makes a grab at you, but all he really manages is to weakly grasp your sleeve, before he falls down, breathing raggedly. You hear the sound of a helicopter approaching. Probably the medical professionals. You COULD finish the guy off, but honestly he's not a threat anymore, and you might get disqualified for killing someone who can't do anything anymore.

[3] Your rapier, meanwhile, shifts into steel instead.

Unit ODOR
[3 vs 1-1]She fails to close the distance at all, even as you poke another charred hole in her torso with your eye-lasers. Man, this is super easy. You make to shoot again [1 vs 5-1] when you're interrupted by her throwing the sword straight through your armor and into your chest. Ow. It's not going to hinder your functions much but damage is damage, and this could be very bad if someone exploited it. Oh dear.

You see a helicopter approaching rapidly, as well.

The Amalgamator
[4 vs 2] Dazed as you are by everything that's happened so far, you still manage to avoid the giant lizard man yet again. He seems very angry by this point. [3] Angry enough, in fact, to grow a full length tail that swishes behind him menacingly as he glares. You make your opinion on his glare known by shooting at him with your gun. [1 vs 1] You miss, unfortunately. How tragic.

The Overman
[5 vs 1] You tear off the arm with your teeth. Unfortunately, this does dislod.ge you, and you hear the white one scream, probably in pain, or possibly in anger. Then it punches you with the remaining arm. [4 vs 5] Ow fuck, that hurt and you feel a little dizzy. It occurs to you then that you probably should have shaped your teeth for biting first, and promptly do so. [6] Again, it goes TOO well. Your jaw and teeth and mouth are all very big and strong and potentially capable of eating anything, at the cost of literally everything else.

Advantage Gained: CARNIVORE!(Multi-use)(Personal)

[6 -1 vs 1] You strike once more with your remaining arm, this time at the white one's head, but whatever happened the first time you hit it happens again, and your arm bounces off. Not one to be deterred, you press the assault and manage to poke one of its eyes out. Unfortunately, pressing the assault puts you right back into the red one's line of sight, with no white one to use as a meat shield.

[4 -1 vs 3] You manage to dodge the slash this time, but only just, and you still lose your precious right toe. Tragic.

Jerrod Plissken
"I AM THE WALL. AND IF 'TIS A FIGHT YOU ARE SEEKING, THEN THAT IS PRECISELY WHAT YOU WILL GET!"

[3 vs 2] Unfortunately, in the time it takes him to swing his shields at you, you've already dodged. Apparently shouting claims like that isn't conducive to hitting things with your giant fucking shields. Who knew? Of course, even if he failed, you still take exception to him trying to hit you.

[6 vs 4] Your attempt at hitting him goes considerably better, in the sense that you actually manage it, slipping a knife through a chink in the armor you noticed and causing a wound. Nothing hugely lethal, but he's bleeding and you're not. You dart back out of his reach before he can counter.

"HAH. THE BOY HAS SOME BITE!", he shouts, even as he also hisses from the pain from that wound.

Matthias Nix
[6 vs 5] You manage to stab him in the same hand you had already hit once. The arm hangs limply at his side now, effectively useless for the rest of the fight. His other one, however, isn't, and he brings up the gun in an attempt to shoot you. [2 vs 2] It fails, and another tree falls down instead.

"Fuck you, you piece of shit! The fuck'd I do to you, huh?!", he yells, and looks at you angrily.

Frank Parker
"Well, shit. Sucks to be you, huh. No wonder I couldn't affect you at all..." The man looks lost in thought for a moment, before looking back up at you. "Say. Want to team up for a bit? Whoever you'll meet next probably won't have the reservations I did about attacking you, and I'd rather have you as an ally than try to kill you."

John Doe
Well, you try to direct the shadows from much, much further away at her. [2 vs 5] They're much too far away to be of much help, though, and she closes the distance immediately, [1 vs 5] and spears you through the chest with a, wait where did she get a spear from oh god it hurts.

You are currently the proud owner of a hole in your chest that's bleeding. It's not gonna kill you for some time, but holy hell this is painful.

This looks like a cool game.

Name: Haphazard
Health:
Mana: 5/5
Drunkenness: 0
Spellcasting: +2
Spells:
- Giant Crushing Bone
- Summon Giant Golden Buddha
- Ancient Egyptian Laser

-Summon Slaughterhouse Nine Member

sweet merciful buddha, no

"A baby to surpass Metal Gear..."

See if the baby can be directed to blast specific things.

so is this, like, dead or something

"Ah, so nothing particularly useful to me. Swords like a Zweihander aren't exactly a soul a dozen. Though, maybe there's something Melodia might want? I should go back and ask her."

With that, Evangeline goes back to do exactly what she said.

"I only know they are supposed to be places of rest. Why?"

"And you didn't mention it was here... why, exactly?"

didn kno about this

fair enough