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Loud Whispers

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Re: Hospital Stories.
« Reply #15 on: October 16, 2011, 11:15:41 am »
Quote from: peregarrett on October 14, 2011, 01:59:52 am
Quote from: Loud Whispers on October 13, 2011, 06:53:57 pm
My best one is of a tail of Orim Erithadim, the (slightly more) mad doctor. I had EVERYONE in training, and the children had massive kill gauntlets to go through. I knew the training had no effect other than ROOTING OUT THE WEEK and making parents unhappy, but watching them plummet 20~ is extremely satisfying. ANYHOW, Orim, mad arse doctor, fixes up some unlucky dwarf, goes to pick up a sphalerite BOULDER, goes into a rage and throws it at the poor dorf hobbling his way out of the hospital pit.

The sphalerite boulder caves in his skull.

Many lulz were had, and mad doctor Orim was given many promotions. And soap. Lotsa soap.
Holy carp!!!

"DON'T! FORGET! YOUR! PILLS!!!!!!! ARRRRRGHHHH!!!!!!"

YOU WILL EAT YOUR SPHALERITE BOULDER AND ENJOY IT
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The Master

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Re: Hospital Stories.
« Reply #16 on: October 17, 2011, 12:31:25 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on October 16, 2011, 11:15:41 am
Quote from: peregarrett on October 14, 2011, 01:59:52 am
Quote from: Loud Whispers on October 13, 2011, 06:53:57 pm
My best one is of a tail of Orim Erithadim, the (slightly more) mad doctor. I had EVERYONE in training, and the children had massive kill gauntlets to go through. I knew the training had no effect other than ROOTING OUT THE WEEK and making parents unhappy, but watching them plummet 20~ is extremely satisfying. ANYHOW, Orim, mad arse doctor, fixes up some unlucky dwarf, goes to pick up a sphalerite BOULDER, goes into a rage and throws it at the poor dorf hobbling his way out of the hospital pit.

The sphalerite boulder caves in his skull.

Many lulz were had, and mad doctor Orim was given many promotions. And soap. Lotsa soap.
Holy carp!!!

"DON'T! FORGET! YOUR! PILLS!!!!!!! ARRRRRGHHHH!!!!!!"

YOU WILL EAT YOUR SPHALERITE BOULDER AND ENJOY IT
HORRAY! OCTOBERFEST!
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peregarrett

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Re: Hospital Stories.
« Reply #17 on: October 17, 2011, 02:13:31 am »
Quote from: The Master on October 17, 2011, 12:31:25 am
Quote from: Loud Whispers on October 16, 2011, 11:15:41 am
Quote from: peregarrett on October 14, 2011, 01:59:52 am
Quote from: Loud Whispers on October 13, 2011, 06:53:57 pm
My best one is of a tail of Orim Erithadim, the (slightly more) mad doctor. I had EVERYONE in training, and the children had massive kill gauntlets to go through. I knew the training had no effect other than ROOTING OUT THE WEEK and making parents unhappy, but watching them plummet 20~ is extremely satisfying. ANYHOW, Orim, mad arse doctor, fixes up some unlucky dwarf, goes to pick up a sphalerite BOULDER, goes into a rage and throws it at the poor dorf hobbling his way out of the hospital pit.

The sphalerite boulder caves in his skull.

Many lulz were had, and mad doctor Orim was given many promotions. And soap. Lotsa soap.
Holy carp!!!

"DON'T! FORGET! YOUR! PILLS!!!!!!! ARRRRRGHHHH!!!!!!"

YOU WILL EAT YOUR SPHALERITE BOULDER AND ENJOY IT
HORRAY! SANDSTONEFEST!
Fixed, according to dwarven calendar.
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Crustypeanut

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Re: Hospital Stories.
« Reply #18 on: October 17, 2011, 03:02:34 am »
Dwarven Octoberfest is year around..
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Loud Whispers

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Re: Hospital Stories.
« Reply #19 on: October 17, 2011, 11:05:13 am »
Quote from: Crustypeanut on October 17, 2011, 03:02:34 am
Dwarven Sandstonefest is year around..

Kudos to peregarett! :D

DWARVEN RUM AND SPHALERITE BOULDERS FOR EVERYONE!!!!
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