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Author Topic: What would you do to get the final release of DF?  (Read 46452 times)

Jelle

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Re: What would you do to get the final release of DF?
« Reply #30 on: February 03, 2012, 06:45:19 pm »
I'd grow a beard n stache and braid them!
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Re: What would you do to get the final release of DF?
« Reply #31 on: February 03, 2012, 07:59:24 pm »
Hang on, did my post get deleted?
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Re: What would you do to get the final release of DF?
« Reply #32 on: February 04, 2012, 11:55:32 am »
I'd eat a bowl of nails for breakfast.

...Without milk.
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Re: What would you do to get the final release of DF?
« Reply #33 on: February 06, 2012, 05:55:45 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on February 03, 2012, 03:12:08 pm
Drink Coca Cola whilst eating mentos.
For some reason (maybe salivia?) it is actually safe. I did it many times, not knowing this (in)famous youtube video.
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Quote from: malimbar04 on August 09, 2011, 02:52:56 pm
Dwarf Fortress - where the primary reason to prevent death of your citizens is that it makes them more annoying then they were in life.

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Re: What would you do to get the final release of DF?
« Reply #34 on: February 06, 2012, 06:03:21 pm »
Quote from: YetAnotherStupidDorf on February 06, 2012, 05:55:45 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on February 03, 2012, 03:12:08 pm
Drink Coca Cola whilst eating mentos.
For some reason (maybe salivia?) it is actually safe. I did it many times, not knowing this (in)famous youtube video.
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Re: What would you do to get the final release of DF?
« Reply #35 on: February 06, 2012, 06:50:13 pm »
I would stick it in my own pooper.
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Re: What would you do to get the final release of DF?
« Reply #36 on: February 06, 2012, 07:05:24 pm »
Quote from: Aspgren on February 02, 2012, 04:11:29 pm
I would kiss an elf.
In reality, I might do that if I get DF or not... They may be hippies, but I'll be damned if elves aren't cute...
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Re: What would you do to get the final release of DF?
« Reply #37 on: February 06, 2012, 11:43:08 pm »
Go to Toady's funeral and be sad :(
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Re: What would you do to get the final release of DF?
« Reply #38 on: February 07, 2012, 02:08:38 am »
I would give my soul to Toady.

And then I would an elf.

Whatever it takes.
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Re: What would you do to get the final release of DF?
« Reply #39 on: February 07, 2012, 02:37:27 pm »
Sounds less disgusting than a dwarf, actually. Elf girls don't have beards and, you know, probably have some standard of hygeine.
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Re: What would you do to get the final release of DF?
« Reply #40 on: February 07, 2012, 02:41:25 pm »
Quote from: dhokarena56 on February 07, 2012, 02:37:27 pm
Sounds less disgusting than a dwarf, actually. Elf girls don't have beards and, you know, probably have some standard of hygeine.
Canonically, female dwarves also do not have beards. And about hygiene... *looks at covering of random dwarf* uh, I have suddenly something to do elsewhere.
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Quote from: malimbar04 on August 09, 2011, 02:52:56 pm
Dwarf Fortress - where the primary reason to prevent death of your citizens is that it makes them more annoying then they were in life.

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Re: What would you do to get the final release of DF?
« Reply #41 on: February 07, 2012, 03:06:52 pm »
Dwarven rule #125: "A dwarf is only as clean as his fort"
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Re: What would you do to get the final release of DF?
« Reply #42 on: February 07, 2012, 03:21:04 pm »
Quote from: YetAnotherStupidDorf on February 07, 2012, 02:41:25 pm
Quote from: dhokarena56 on February 07, 2012, 02:37:27 pm
And about hygiene... *looks at covering of random dwarf* uh, I have suddenly something to do elsewhere.

I'm sure they have some sort of Eau de Plump Helmet for courtship purposes.
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Re: What would you do to get the final release of DF?
« Reply #43 on: February 07, 2012, 03:29:46 pm »
Clearly all dwarves are blind, and navigate through smell by covering themselves and their forts with layers of contaminants.
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Re: What would you do to get the final release of DF?
« Reply #44 on: February 07, 2012, 04:22:06 pm »
Quote from: Gatleos on February 07, 2012, 03:29:46 pm
Clearly all dwarves are blind, and navigate through smell by covering themselves and their forts with layers of contaminants.

*Sniff sniff*
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*Sniff sniff*
"Wot wos this again..?"
*Grabs, smells and tastes odd substance*
"Ah yes, that stuff that rots yer arms off!"

Wait, if dwarves can't see, then why don't eyeless siege operators run away from bad guys?
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