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Re: rage quit
« Reply #15 on: February 04, 2012, 04:46:20 pm »

the door spurns your marriage proposal
the pedistal is enraged and attacks the gobbler for 5 hp
*whip crack* boulder falls from celing
the wall gives wall revealing a 7th door
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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Re: rage quit
« Reply #16 on: February 04, 2012, 04:49:02 pm »

>Contestant seven, turn your affections to door seven!
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Re: rage quit
« Reply #17 on: February 04, 2012, 06:38:16 pm »

>Fedoraman: Run away from the boulders while holding your hat in place.
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Re: rage quit
« Reply #18 on: February 04, 2012, 06:49:46 pm »

door 7 slaps the contestant for being a sharlatan and a drunkard
explorer runs floor pressure plates activate wall dart guns and miss explorer escapes the rolling boulder as it jams into the doorframe
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Re: rage quit
« Reply #19 on: February 04, 2012, 06:53:45 pm »

>Fedoraman: Look around.
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Re: rage quit
« Reply #20 on: February 04, 2012, 06:54:51 pm »

>Contestant seven, end your addiction to alcohol, then reminisce about your children in Nebraska!
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Re: rage quit
« Reply #21 on: February 04, 2012, 07:04:35 pm »

looking around you see that that traitorous bastard who stole the golden idol has got his place in the light
alcky rejects the alcohol but it asks "Why do you hate me so, we have fun dont we?"
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Re: rage quit
« Reply #22 on: February 04, 2012, 07:10:05 pm »

>Contestant seven, it cannot be, end your relationship with Alcohol!
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Re: rage quit
« Reply #23 on: February 04, 2012, 07:17:35 pm »

"Come back here you traitorous bastard! The idol belongs in my living room!"

>Fedoraman: Chase down the museum-loving traitor.
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Re: rage quit
« Reply #24 on: February 04, 2012, 08:14:40 pm »

Contestant breaks it off with Alcohol, Alcohol crys "Why?!"
(you didnt get the referance) you pry the golden idol of Iwanacopafela from his cold dead hands, he doesnt need this anymore.
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Re: rage quit
« Reply #25 on: February 04, 2012, 08:16:42 pm »

Judo Master, go through door seven.
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Re: rage quit
« Reply #26 on: February 04, 2012, 08:20:57 pm »

>Contestant seven, tearfully run to the consoling arms of door five without answering Alcohol's cries!
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Re: rage quit
« Reply #27 on: February 04, 2012, 08:24:02 pm »

door seven resoundingly disagrees about letting you in with a locked like disposition
door 5 looks at you "Bro, not going to happen."
« Last Edit: February 04, 2012, 08:26:56 pm by rarborman »
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Re: rage quit
« Reply #28 on: February 04, 2012, 08:35:59 pm »

>Contestant seven, suddenly be in a buddy cop movie with door five as the veteran cop, and yourself as the protagonist renegade with a plan who plays by his own rules!
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Re: rage quit
« Reply #29 on: February 04, 2012, 08:45:57 pm »

"...they got us pinned contestant, this bullet wound is bleeding something heavily, contestant if I dont make it tell my doorjam I love her."
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