Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

Author Topic: Screw elves.  (Read 1840 times)

Urist McEngraver

  • Bay Watcher
  • I like german.
    • View Profile
Screw elves.
« on: February 15, 2012, 03:56:31 pm »
I accidentally offered a boat, and they would of made a profit of 10k if they had ignored it.
BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, they just left. Next time they come they're all going to die.
Blood for the blood god! Their blood shall be spread in the temple of armok! (after I steal everything).
Logged
Quote from: Girlinhat on March 19, 2012, 02:30:10 pm
Also, if you've got wooden furniture in the dining hall, you have some big issues anyways.
Quote from: arcturusthelesser on January 07, 2014, 07:59:27 pm
This is Dwarf Fortress, not the Fluffy Wambler Express.

Vehudur

  • Bay Watcher
  • [evil]
    • View Profile
Re: Screw elves.
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2012, 04:00:00 pm »
If they decide they're going to just leave I seize all of their goods.
Logged
Quote
...and a third died in his bunk of natural causes - for a dagger in the heart quite naturally ends one's life.

I used to have an avatar, but I was told to remove it after it kept making people go insane.

Talvieno

  • Bay Watcher
  • Hello, Death. How's life?
    • View Profile
Re: Screw elves.
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2012, 04:04:01 pm »
Well, now you know where this phrase comes from: "Your mother was an elf, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
Logged
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Quote from: Mr Frog
Talvieno ... seems to be able to smash out novella-length tales on demand

Hyndis

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Screw elves.
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2012, 04:04:27 pm »
The thing that sucks about elves is even murdering them is annoying.

When you slaughter an elf, the caravan mopes around spewing piles of worthless garbage all over the place, consuming a huge number of hauling jobs to clean up after them.  :(
Logged

Loud Whispers

  • Bay Watcher
  • They said we have to aim higher, so we dug deeper.
    • View Profile
    • I APPLAUD YOU SIRRAH
Re: Screw elves.
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2012, 04:06:38 pm »
Kill, burn and throw into a terrifying biome.
Logged

Fishybang

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Screw elves.
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2012, 04:07:42 pm »
Quote from: Hyndis on February 15, 2012, 04:04:27 pm
The thing that sucks about elves is even murdering them is annoying.

When you slaughter an elf, the caravan mopes around spewing piles of worthless garbage all over the place, consuming a huge number of hauling jobs to clean up after them.  :(

And thats why you use magma.
Logged
Quote from: AustralianWinter
Rakust finished her design - a skirt called "Clambreaks". I am not touching the woman, ever. And I'm not talking to her either.

Girlinhat

  • Bay Watcher
  • [PREFSTRING:large ears]
    • View Profile
Re: Screw elves.
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2012, 04:08:52 pm »
I train my wrestlers on elves.  s-a-k-l-ABCDEF-[enter]
squad - first squad - kill - list creatures - select multiple creatures - go
Elves don't fight back.
Logged

Splint

  • Bay Watcher
  • War is a valid form of diplomacy.
    • View Profile
Re: Screw elves.
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2012, 04:22:40 pm »
Quote from: Girlinhat on February 15, 2012, 04:08:52 pm
I train my wrestlers on elves.  s-a-k-l-ABCDEF-[enter]
squad - first squad - kill - list creatures - select multiple creatures - go
Elves don't fight back.

The pack animals will when the handlers die. I've had many a hospitalized infantrydorf as a result of yaks and horses beating them sensless after the handlers died.
Logged